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Bananas Have Learned to Accept Defeat

Davisbot Industries is packin' heat, and a helluva lot more!

You Know You've Hit Bottom When...

you've hired Clifton Perkins, attorney (?) at law.

(Perkins and Perkins Law Office)

When a Hillbilly Goes to Correspondence Law School

If you think that Miracle Whip is the greatest invention of mankind, this just might be the law office for you!

(Perkins and Perkins Law Office)

Hiatus

(Photo by Joshua Davis).

"Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to your work your judgment will be surer. Go some distance away because then the work appears smaller and more of it can be taken in at a glance and a lack of harmony and proportion is more readily seen." -Leonardo da Vinci

We're about the furthest you can get from da Vinci, we know; he was, however, no dummy and, to that end, we're taking his advice and, for a time, taking a break.

To our readers: thank you for everything thus far.

Ubiquitous [-adj. being everywhere] Jesus

There's no escape.

1. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten ... high back armchair.

(Photo by AslanSRB).

2. "Because no matter what you do in life, [Jesus] takes Visa."

(Photo by lobsterstuffedwithtacos).

Some People Have No Business Sense

(Photo by kpe).

We're guessing Mr. Baldwin is not next in line for Season 6 of The Apprentice.

Ba Da Ba Ba Baa...

(Photo by Jason Weill).

Taken at the McDonald's on the corner of Madison St. and Minor Ave. in Seattle, WA. Thanks again, Jason.

At Last a Convenience Store with a Renewable Source of Gas

(Photo by Karen).

The Fart Market was/is located in Krakow, Poland.

With a Name Like That, It Damn Well Better Be Good

According to Entrepreneur.com, "[n]aming a business is a lot like laying the cornerstone of a building. Once it's in place, the entire foundation and structure is aligned to that original stone." 

For example, Smucker's, famous for its jams and jellies, skillfully capitalized on its unusual name with the slogan, "With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good."

The jury's out, though, on the following establishments:

1. Yeah, it's a liquor store; we get it.  The modern day connotation is difficult, at least for our juvenile minds, to get past, however.

(Photo by bartendermagic.com).

2. Bubba, you're not running a bait shop. You have a last name. Use it.

(Photo by Alex Cockroach).

Giving a Whole, New Meaning to the Phrase 'Golden Shower'

Not just a whole, new meaning but a much more socially acceptable and far less nauseating connotation also.

(Photo by Jim Bowers).

(Photo by Paul D. Carey).

Like another favorite photo, these images were also taken at the Burning Man annual event. Wikipedia has more here.