9 'Signs' You Need a Shrink

1. There's what in the where?!

2. "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train..."

3. Yeah, we felt guilty about this image; this woman's actually crazy. Still, wow, a computer chip in her uterus.

4. He forgot to include 'holier than thou' rednecks.

5. I can buy, 'Castrate Those Who Rape Children,' but come on, lighten up.

6. We're still not exactly sure who they're offended by.

7. "What's up, doc?"

8. Do we really want to know what incident gave rise to this sign?

9. "I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't." Jules Renard
        Amen, brother.

Comments

[JJ]

Sadly # 1 is actually true! Ever visited a meat packing plant?

[Nick]

From Eric Schlosser's Fast Food Nation:

"In the USDA study 78.6 percent of the ground beef contained microbes that are primarily spread by fecal material. The medical literature on the causes of food poisoning is full of euphemisms and dry scientific terms... Behind them lies a simple explanation for why eating a hamburger can now make you seriously ill: There is shit in the meat."

[Benich]

For #9, the gaydar is going off. They're in self-denial, it's a joke, or it's Photoshop in Action.

[CJ]

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed in your neighborhood.

[Mike]

Hmmm, the guys in #9 are cute. I wonder if they're gay ...

[fenderflip]

NOTICE TO ATHEISTS: What's the point? Oh, that's right. You don't have one. Because you deny that there is a point. So why do you say anything at all? Just frivolously rant as you wollow in self pity. Nobody's listening, because you don't listen to anybody. Shhhh.. it's okay. Close your eyes now.. sleeeeeeep. You'll get what you pay for. Remember, in the end, there's nobody to blame but yourself. That is, if you believe in yourself. Do athiests even believe in that? Why? You can give no more proof of your existance than you can of God's. Everything you say, we can say is all in your head. Who are we? Were the ones in the mirror. Looking back at you as you close your eyes and wait for it all to be over. But it's never over, is it? So why give yourself such a hard time?

[Will]

@Mike:
Angry? Fuck yeah angry! There's so much on this planet to be angry about. There's failed love and relationships, RELIGION, unfairness, stupidity..I don't need to list them. But yeah, angry alright. Why is it that people are always surprised at the amount of rage that people can have? Rhetorical question, btw.

[Mallory]

I don't think any of those were photoshop'd.

[Mallory]

I don't think any of those were photoshop'd.

[blahaha]

i don't think the shirts are fake, i think they're poorly made shirts.

[no]

#9 depicts horribly made shirts, not a photoshop. Why would someone actually photoshop something so mundane and inoffensive?

[Clayton]

those last two guys are gay for sure. and they're hot, too.

[BetterMike]

@fenderflip

Atheists don't listen? To whom? To religious types? Isn't it just as easy to say people who have imaginary friends that they give special powers don't listen to those of us content with the amazing things life offers?

I would happily listen to anyone who had empirical evidence that G/god(s), ghosts, demons, telekinesis, telepathy, etcetera exists. So would James Randi and the Randi Foundation.

There's even a million bucks in it for you- just prove ANYTHING supernatural with real science and collect your cash.

Until then, I'll gleefully ignore you, unless it's to take time to mock that which you hold sacred.

[matthew]

god is a product of photoshop.

why does everyone always have to say that pictures are photoshoped? for instance, #5. believe it or not, there are religious extremists out there. saying "behead those who insult islam" is like saying "athiests are going to hell." there is no rationale or sense in it.

[python]

"Every Sperm is Sacred." Isn't that in Monty Python?

[Phoenix]

Yeah. That's one of Monty Python's all time best songs.

[Me]

Actually the "there's shit in the meat" sign is true. When cows are slaughtered, the intestines are often inadvertently ripped open, allowing the feces inside to be smeared on the meat. It is later irradiated to kill the bacteria, but there is crap in it none the less. Check out Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser for more on that.

[Buttoned-Up.com]

Those religious t-shirts are so sweet! I may have to sell (ironic) versions of those.

[kenn]

Normal Christians tend to be normal, everyday people. It's the extremists who do the rampaging and the killing. Saying that "Christians scare the hell out of me," is a little like saying, "German people scare the hell out of me, they've killed millions of people in their world wars."

[Eric Monse]

Someone is crazy for coco puffs. - Eric Monse

[diggers]

I once had a rat's tail in my V-8 drink. I nearly swallowed it! Called V-8 number and got the runAround. To this day I gag when I see V-8 in the stores. It's not just in the meat!

remove pants before shitting is from glastonbury festival 2007! was draped over the side of the portaloos on the old railway track :)

[grendelkhan]

don: I assure you, it's not shopped. The original over on Flickr is, like the rest of my pictures, not altered in any way whatsoever, even to crop or fix the white balance.

The guys really did have t-shirts like that. I was at the Iowa State Fair; they were walking by; I asked if I could take a picture of them with their shirts, and they said sure. It was a quick, from-the-hip shot.

Though I am kind of flattered that you'd attribute such mad photoshop skills to me.