You hope you never see a sphincter...
1. Anywhere you'd eat.
That didn't deter, however, artist Atelier Van Lieshout from creating the the Bar Rectum, which "takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus...The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit."
2. Anywhere you keep your lipstick.
The larger image is even more unsettling.
(Photograph taken by The Kozy Shack).
3. Anywhere you'd stick your head.
(Photograph taken by Eddie Codel).
4. Anywhere on your arm.
(Photograph taken by Creamaster).
5. Anywhere on your face.
Yes, this one's Photoshopped. The others are not.
(Photograph courtesy of Viola&Attila).
6. In the name of anything you'd eat.
(Photograph taken by Joits).
(Photograph taken by David Owen).
7. Anywhere your kids would play.
(Photograph taken by Eric Harvey Brown).
(Photograph courtesy of Max Levy).