9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

1. You wildly overstate your case.

2. You act as if the rules don't apply to you.

3. You preemptively tell others to fuck off.

4. This is your idea of holiday cheer:

5. You really believe it's that simple.

6. Rather than the pedestrian 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this:

7. You have a five year old do your dirty work.

8. You think you have all the answers.

9. One obnoxious purchase is not enough.

Comments

[Brandon Martinez]

I love the license plate on the back of the hummer :)

[sephe]

Tee Hee Hee, true, oh so true...I know some of these people.

[r4ge]

Americans are such assholes. :P

[mark]

roflmao, hilarious!

[456864321]

"Americans are such assholes. :P"

Yeah, because Europe is such a friendly place.

Ohwait

[Rodney Serrie]

The 8th one is fucking weird. I hate religious talk of being damned or being a sinner all this God still loves us talk is crazy

[Bob'uh'boo'E]

Sephe: Here's where we differ a bit; I don't hate the American Assholes, I hate all Assholes, including you.
My parents taught me to love everyone equally, and in retrospect, to hate everyone equally as well. So Fuck you I hate you Asshole!

[Neill C.]

Well, at least we still have the argument "We haven't produced anyone who has killed between 8 and 20 million people for shits and giggles".

[LogicWhitney]

You could add Sephe's comment to number 10.

[Evan]

"Americans are such assholes. :P"

Hater tots!

[joe]

Haha.. the license plate on the hummer says "Excess"

[LogicWhitney]

Oops, that was r4ge's comment, not sage's.

[Daniel Diaz]

this truly is amazing work here.......but it is all true!

#4 apple user, evil

[hazelwoodfarm]

Hey...with the exception of those homophobic religious nuts, I agree with most of these people.

[JimmyX]

The homo one is spot on, they are sexual perverts and should not be tolerated nor encouraged in any society. Even the lowest of the creatures in the animal world do not engage in those unatural practices.

God has a plan for queers, it's called A.I.D.S

[Jebus]

The tenth would be having a title of 9 items but a url stating 8

[neko]

JimmyX - please suggest a mammal species that does not exhibit homosexuality.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_animals

Meanwhile, AIDS is killing off straights all over the world, so pull your head our of your virgin ass and think about to make the world a better place instead of trying to create more bigots.

[Kez6]

hahaha, i think it so funny ;)

[Martyn]

If I was the guy with the Hummer I'd add the bumber sticker in 5, and keep the dog from 6 in the trunk and park it on the truck in 2 and employ the grunt in 3 to look after it while I punched the kid in 7 and forced the homo in 1 to buy everyone a ticket to the cinema in 8. I wouldn't worry about the shop in 4 cos that belongs to mi mate Dave.

[iunno]

hazelwoodfarm, i'm pretty sure your wrong about the part of the animal world not having homo sex...many times walking through a park you will see two males humping, gerbils do it too

[TI]

To the guy that said all Americans are assholes, we are not. Fuck off! ;)

[JimmyX]

"....make the world a better place...."

For whom? Homosexuals?

Why would I want to make the world a better place for sexual perverts and their unnatural practices? Political correctness has allowed them to thrive and attain positions of power and influence where they can further their agenda.

[Bill Gassett]

Great pictures - Made me laugh :)

[chiffOnade]

They call me a HUMMER too, but for a different reason.

[A_Spaniard]

I agree with the not all americans are idiots thing. Not all of them are.

But a country that begets people capable of making a proud display of that bump sticker is clearly sick.

[Phildeaux]

stephe:

Please revisit rule number 1 before you state "Americans are such assholes."

[Erdril]

Homosexuals in positions of power = republican party
http://select.nytimes.com/2007/08/30/opinion/30collins.html?n=Top/Reference/Times%20Topics/People/C/Craig,%20Larry%20E.

[Cunt]

chiffOnade "I agree with the not all americans are idiots thing. Not all of them are. But a country that begets people capable of making a proud display of that bump sticker is clearly sick."

Uh, yeah... Gott mit uns and all that shit, right? Name a single country that doesn't have something equivalent. Please. No, I'll wait....

[ron]

all you assholes seem to have missed the emoticon attached to stephes comment. but you probably thought he/she was talking about you so you got enraged and missed it.

TI must be talking of sparta- you know, the greek city state that helped saved western civilization back in the day. no surprise hes ignorant regarding history as well.

[Angered]

Guys, am I psychotic? Or is it okay for me to really want to leave hazelwoodfarm bleeding in a dumpster?

"God has a plan for queers. It's called AIDS."

Sheer ignorant Christian bullshit.
And "He" probably has a plan for you. It's called extermination.
I hope you fucking die.

[Kball]

All you gay bashers out there need to chill the fuck out. Of all the many things to hate out there, hating something like homosexuality is a waste of time.
WHO CARES WHAT PEOPLE DO IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME????
THEY AREN'T HURTING ANYONE.
Catholic priests on the other hand...

[enchant®scoot]

...I live in America. How embarrassing.

[JC]

Sephe's got a point. Most Americans haven't visited other parts of the world where people are genuinely friendly and get by with very little. Most Americans need to see the world to see how truly lucky they are rather than make ignorant comments like the one from hazelwoodfarm. There's a lot to learn from the history of other countries (i.e. Italy). And I hate history but we come no where close to what other countries have been through. I am a proud American but we are very spoiled and idiots like Hummer Boy just exploit their own insecurities. But, for each his own. It's their prerogative to do how what they want....be proud of your country but not arrogant.

[Timmy B]

You people who think "god" has a plan....ummm, when does it start? Everything looks pretty haphazard to me! I've lost straight friends and gay friends to aids. It all hurts just the same. Assholes!

[jon basser]

to the homophobes on here: there is a scientific study that showed homophobes to have significant and above average homosexual tendencies!

it makes sweet sense and is totally true.

so next time think about it before you project your hatred onto other people - because all you do is show yourself up as a repressed homosexual (and an asshole of course - but you knew that already)

link to the study:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=8772014&dopt=Citation

[Eddie Starr]

It just comes to show that not all people are nice.

[A Word To The Wise]

HAI YOU GUYZ!

Before you're tempted to post a flame, you should note that the name of the author of a comment here appears BELOW the comment. Not above. The "assholes" comment was by r4ge, not sephe, and the "AIDS" comment was by JimmyX.

[Ex-Republican]

"Well, at least we still have the argument: We haven't produced anyone who has killed between 8 and 20 million people for shits and giggles."

Umm, don't speak to soon.
Bush's "shits and giggles" involvement in Iraq has cost the lives of over a million Iraqis, many of them children.

[Never-Republican]

True, but it's kind of ridiculous to blame it on Bush. Iraqis were already dying in massive numbers.
But I agree that it's time to stop.

[Think People!!!]

Everytime you masturbate you essentially perpetrate a homosexual act.

You bunch of morons!

[Excess Neighbor]

rofl

actually, i know where the excess hummer owner lives ... i've seen that parked near my neighborhood.

[Bubba]

Ha, the first one ("Homo sex is a threat to national security") is from, or the same people that were at, my school (Georgia Tech). There were crowds that would sit just to listen to them talk and make ridiculous claims that made no sense. I listened, it was funny. Couple fights almost broke out between the students and those idiot people, too.

[blahblah]

i am an american and i am ashamed of what bush is doing. he's killing a lot of innocent people for oil. i hate him

plus, there are exhibits of gayness in the animal world all the time. maybe you should start paying attention to the obvious world around you.

[Joel (No Pundit Intended)]

These 9 examples certainly represent your case well. I am willing to bet you could come up with 9 more.

[Surprised]

I wasn't expecting the comment section to contend with the photos. By the way (again), the comment about Americans was by r4ge, not sephe.

[your daddy]

Every asshole that gets a chance tries to relate some stupid shit to Bush.....bitter mother fuckers.

[C-Money]

(#3) I'd come over to the side of the shopping cart and kick it over using the bottom of my foot and watch his shit spill all over the street.

[Di]

There sure is a lot of hatred and stupidity out there. It goes together perfectly!! It's too bad :(
"What the world needs now, is love,sweet love"

[Andrew]

Really you guys. you need to chill out. this is supposed to be a funny site and you guys ruin it with your constant arguing. however. THESE americans are assholes, not all americans in general. by the way, europe rules and so does canada.
(angry canadian)

[Citizen Politician]

Excellent observation!

[Katspaaa]

HEY!!! I was married to 7 of those 9!!! ALL complete ASS*^&%(S!

[Katspaaa]

Hey, I was kidding, I was married to one that reminded me of a lot of these pictures. But he was a kind and gentle person deep inside. You'd like him. But like most of these people here, all are bitter about one thing or another. No one can be this obnoxious for NO reason! Can they?? Nahhh..

[underhill]

I just have a few things to say to people like hazelwoodfarm.

While it is impossible to tell if a God exists (show me one shred of proof and I will believe) it is actually quite possible to determine if the Christian God exists. For example, in the Bible it says "and God created two lights to divide the light and the darkness." There is in fact only one light; the sun. The moon acts as a mirror and reflects the sun's light back at earth. Of course bronze age tribesmen would have had no idea about this when writing the bible, hence we get errors like this and hundreds of others.

I believe that there may or may not be a God of some kind; there is no proof either way (if you doubt me show me otherwise), though one thing is for sure the Christian God does not exist.

There are many contradictions in the Bible which are so blatant even the most zealous of Christians must admit to them, or be considered illogical. Therefore, either the Christian God is a liar or a hypocrite. If it is a liar we cannot truly say with any confidence at all that anything the Christian God says should be taken seriously, so let's take the rougher road; the Christian God is a hypocrite. This is undeniable logic. The God contradicts itself without lying, therefore it is a hypocrite. The Christian God makes it very clear that it hates hypocrites, so it is logical to say that the Christian God hates itself. The Christian God also says "love your neighbor as yourself." If the Christian God hates itself it has no reason and in fact is obligated by it's own rules to hate everything. The Christian God says it loves everyone, but that is impossible as it is already stated that the God hates everyone. There are hundreds of conundrums just like this one that I could go on and on about but what it leaves us with after a while is a finely woven fabric of impossibility. Thus the Christian God is impossible; it does not exist.

As to the whole issue of homosexuality and God having a plan for gays called AIDS, let me take a moment to educate those who persist in this theory. Aside from the logic we have already established which says the Christian God does not exist, here is further proof that homosexuality is not reprehensible at all, and that AIDS is not a magical illness.

The HIV virus can mutate very rapidly, if anything this goes to prove evolution even further. If the all knowing Christian God wanted to kill gays, even though he says "do not kill", why would he send a virus which only kills gay men and straight people? It is very difficult for lesbians to transmit the disease. A homicidal omnipotent God surely has better tools at it's disposal than that.

As to the assertion that homosexuals are perverts who take part in unnatural practices, I'd have to counter that Christians are just as perverted when they circumcised their infant males. This is a very unnatural process. If God had intended for humans to be circumcised it would have made us that way, otherwise one could say that God made a mistake.

Flu vaccine is also unnatural, as is wine which Jesus drank much of. Unnatural is not always bad and just because you disagree with what someone does in the privacy of their own home does not mean they are any less entitled to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Now, I know what you are thinking, "But God says it's wrong in the Bible." I'll be blunt because I'm tired of tip toeing around the subject. If you think that life comes with an instruction booklet you are sadly mistaken. Think for yourself tools.

[Yippie Kay Ay]

The problem with (North) Americans is that a quite important share of them are way too much arrogant. We can see some of that in picture 5.

But what outrages me the most is that even to express their opinions, even though those opinions were supposed to be considered as a more thoughtful expression of one's point of view, like in 1 and 7.

Deep inside, we're all kinda jerks, but being an asshole requires a more sophisticated personality and craftsmanship. Would you create a sign such as in 1? Bet you wouldn't! :)

[theking]

Anybody with that bumper sticker should really be arrested for psychopathy...

At the very least somebody who thinks that's appropriate is too far gone to live in a civilised society.. certainly wouldn't be allowed in europe.

10. You're Catholic.

[Fitz]

Please keep arguing guys, It is so entertaining!!!

[john]

great, except for number 4. but you probably haven't been in the inhabitants position.

thanks

[ToDDoS]

"For whom? Homosexuals?

Why would I want to make the world a better place for sexual perverts and their unnatural practices? Political correctness has allowed them to thrive and attain positions of power and influence where they can further their agenda."

Wow, that's exactly what I was thinking about religion... Funny how homosexuality and organized religion ( especially christianity ) have the same agenda.

[Jesus Christ]

Some people need to find http://godtub.com

[Mike]

Is that segway for real? Or is it just a fake prop to annoy people.

[Republican]

if u are not one of these people, something is wrong with you and you need to man up, the one about taking gas is true, were america, we take what we want

[pixelskew]

10. You engage in religious banter via the internets.

[Logan]

America: making the best assholes since 1776.
Nobody makes 'em better, bigger, or more balls-to-the-wall brash'n'brazen. So screw you, assholes from Australia! Eat me, assholes from Europe!
Our assholes are the greatest! They dilate the most! They fit the most stuff inside! We rockz!

Do you really think that you couldn't put a Dawkins or O'Hare statement in place of any of the Christian ones in this photo set?

If not, see #2.

[Erik]

I've come to the conclusion that there are many people who hate Christians - some who go as far as to call themselves Christians and say horrendous things like God hates gays (which he died for) and people who go to movies are going to hell. Come on people... do you think anyone in their right mind would believe this crap?

The Jesus I know isn't like that. Read the bible and see that these people are neither Christians or representing God's heart.

[bob]

Erik:
I read the Bible. It's a nice work of fantasy, but sometimes you get the feeling that one of the authors was on drugs. I especially like the whole thing with the dragon and his seven heads. But i think they stole that from the hydra. Anyway, was fun imaging it. But all in all, i don't think I could recommend it. The porn in it (in the chapter "song of salomon") was unasked for and lets the reader with the impression that the author was out of ideas. One (or more) of the authors seems to have weird perversions because he keeps talking about rape and slaves and so on. I think he should go to see a mental doctor. and the whole egypt part was a bit exagerated. I mean, OK, it's fantasy and all, but even in fantasy there are some rules which you should respect. For example, if the hero of the book suddenly sends insects, you have to explain how he did. You can't just say "it's magic!", that's the cheap way out.
If the book had half of the pages it has, it would be better, but at the current state, no way. Fantasy should let the reader imagine the world it's set in, but that's not possible with this book.

I am a Christian and to put it out there, people like in #7 are giving us bad a reputation. But anyways i wanted to comment on the posts about the factual background of the Bible. The thing about the bible is that it is solely based on the idea that you Believe, that you have faith in God. And alot of the times people really do put out distorted views of the bible by saying it is Literal down to every word. I personally dislike the fact that other christians take so literally and super-impose it on people. Its not right. I personally believe that it is one's choice to become a christian. But in the end, its a matter of opinion. I respect the decision that people totally discredit the bible because its their opinion and i can't change it. So I feel bad that some radical christians are really just shooting themselves in the foot by being so forceful.

[Chris]

Christians love the idea that they will go to heaven and everyone else will go to hell. Its what gets them up early on Sunday in a good mood.

[Steven Hatfield]

Bob'uh'boo'E:

There were 11 million Indians in America. There are less than 3 million now, after repopulating for over 200 years.

Sounds like genocide to me.. but what do I know, I'm an American ;-)

[henry]

For those of you hate gays, why are bothered about where another guy puts his wanger? YOU are the sick, vicarious, prurient assholes.

[ledjj]

Underhill- as well written as your argument about the christian god is, its really a bit of a failure. Why? Because you're using the bible to prove it. The bible isn't really meant to be read as a history book. Its supposed to teach faith and morals. While what happened in the bible might have happened, most of it was probly either made up embellished to help to help strengthen the morals. I mean, seriously- how could a bunch of guys who wrote something thousands of years after the events really know what happened? God didn't write the bible. If he did, I somehow doubt there would be any discrepancies like you described. By saying that theres no way God could exist, you're kinda making yourself seem just as ignorant as those religious fanatics you bash.

I do agree with you about the rest, though. Its my opinion that if God does exist, hes gonna laugh at the irony as he sends all those fanatics to hell.

Oh, and sorry if my writing seems kinda shitty. I just type what I'm thinking, and it doesn't always make sense. Agnostic FTW =P

[henry]

"...it all comes down to a matter of opinion"
How can you have an (valid) opinion about something you know nothing about? To say the Bible is a "matter of opinion" is like saying global warming is a matter of opinion. Either it's provable or it's not. If it's not, then it's faith and believe. Why anyone would WANT to believe what is written in the Bible (or any religious text) beats me.

[Lavaboom]

While I hate the guy in the truck, he isn't as bad as those cretins in their expensive autos that park in two spots to keep others from parking close to them. Everytime I see that I want to slit their tires which makes me a jerk too.

[Kevin]

Number 10: You point out the shortcomings of others (i.e. you wrote this article...or this post).

[Joemama]

Well Well Well

First of all, I believe faggots have every right to ass ram eachother in the privacy of their own homes. Hell I've done it a couple times myself. HOWEVER that doesn't make it right to superimpose it on everyone else and force people to accept it. Hmm did someone say healthcare for fagwives? Some things are better left as "taboo".

Secondly, the whole argument that the Iraqi war is over oil, is just an uneducated liberal rambling. The only reimbursement we receive from Iraqi oil, pays for about 1/8th of the cost of the war(per year). Not to mention your an idiot if you think bush is personally profiting from Iraqi oil. Just wait and see if Hillary or Obama gets elected, and you'll suddenly see another president that wants to finish the war.

Lastly, I don't see why everyone always hates the people that have what they want. I grew up dirt poor and made a fortune with my own blood sweat and tears. Fuck you if you don't like how I spend the money I've EARNED. I used to only make $15-$20 per hour, but I didn't resent the wealthy because they had all the things I wanted. Instead I went and made my own wealth.

The Hummer pulls up to a stoplight next to a beat up old 88' cutlass. Both Drivers are the same age, which one do you think is embarrassed? I would say the loser with the shitty car...

[a man]

Gay to masterbate? I don't think so. In fact its not even gay to insert into another man. The homosexual is one getting fucked right?
(At least thats what we all think here in prison) ;-)

[Manoj]

4th one was hilarious

[Cosmo]

All,

How the hell did this funny little list devolve into the "Lets bash America" thread? Seriously, take 9 people in America that are assholes and compare the rest to them? Not only that, but I don't know if anyone noticed this or not, but war, famine, prejudice, sexism, racism, antisemitism, genocide and the like were not invented by Americans. Honestly it's true. Really, read a history book, those atrocities existed WAY before 1776. While still engaging in such nefarious activities listed above, America has done at least a fair job of staying out of the top ten list of Asshole countries during that time.

As for the individual who made the comment about Americans killing off 8 million or so Native Americans, a good chunk of the killing was done before 1776, and the overwhelming number of those deaths were due to disease. Unless the world discovered germ theory centuries earlier, those deaths were VERY unfortunately completely unavoidable. We still screwed the Indians in numerous way's thrice over, but blaming the majority of the deaths on the US is unfair. Once again, I'll pause for you all to read a history book. Go ahead, I'll wait...

Peace to all,
Cosmo

[James]

Very good lol!

[Bob]

Iraq wasn't about oil Joemama?

Then perhaps you'd like to explain this: http://themoderatevoice.com/war/iraq/surge/16281/the-conspiracy-freaks-were-right/

And why when libraries and museums were being looted, only oil fields were being guarded in Iraq?

Judging by your comments on gays and Hummers, I won't expect a sensible response.

[Asshole]

This is fucking amazing!!! I'm going to start my own list tomorrow.

And it might include some of the comments here. Does anyone else find it ironic that a list about assholes has garnered so many comments for people who clearly are assholes?

[Joe S.]

Gallagher had a great idea. Drivers should carry suction cup dart guns. When someone cuts you off, you fire a dart at the vehicle. When a vehicle collects ten darts, a cop pulls it over and tickets the driver for being an asshole.

[Ace]

I just want to say that all you homo-haters have got it all wrong. God does not want to instill hate in His people against homos. Fuck, seriously, have some respect towards people. If you don't like homos, or don't agree with what they practice, fine. Keep that shit to yourself. And for those people who were pissed about Seph's comment on Americans...CHILL THE FUCK OUT. Oh, and not all Christians are ignorant bigots. I'm not ignorant, i'm not a bigot...I am a Christian. =]

[Ace]

ah. because I'm an idiot...forgive me Seph...it was r4ge's comment.

[JACKtheBEANSTALK]

You ask how this list devolve into a "Lets bash America" thread? Simple. Someone took it too seriously and not for the joke it was meant to be.

I know not every american is an asshole. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. Interact with americans from all walks of life regularly and you'll understand my point.

People are basically the same wherever you go and are driven by the same basic reasons. Each one acts according to knowledge, experience, and desire. To say every american is an asshole is to say that everyone is an asshole. People from all parts of the globe have more in common than you think.

However, it does not help that while the US government is playing peacekeeper and moral judge on other countries, they are not doing a good job in handling war, famine, prejudice, sexism, racism, antisemitism and genocide. Some of those problems still exist in their own backyard which is why other countries do resent US interference especially when they make that nation too dependent on US policy. It matters not who 'invented' these problems as it exists everywhere. The spotlight is on the US owing to the fact that their government chose to take the centerstage in almost all aspects of world politics.

Though I do not like the US government for what it is doing especially now, I do not hate their people. I guess meeting people from all corners of the earth may be the reason why.

While this has been an amusing list for me, I am sorely disappointed that a lot of people happen to lack the humor to take things lightly and enjoy it as to how this was intended to be.

Honestly, for #6 in the list, I'd rather they posted, "Beware of Owner." :)

[John Sample]

Please, let us not make fun of each other's national origins. We all know that the real problem is France. With their frog legs and their berets and such. Let's leave England, USA, and the entire Middle East alone. Clearly, France deserves this racism and bigotry moreso than any other country.

[Tom]

I'm wondering why so many people hate America. It's the greates country in the world. You wouldn't be able to say these things in most countries around the world. For those of you who do hate America and think it is such a awful place, I'll leave you with one statement.
----The true measure of how great a country is, is by how many people want to leave it and how many people want to get in.----

[Cosmo]

"Please, let us not make fun of each other's national origins. We all know that the real problem is France."

Ah!! Finally, the first truly sane response to this whole mishagosh!!!

LOL!!!

Peace,
Cosmo

[Merkin Ben]

It's sad that intolerance runs so deep in the human race. I only laugh at people like this, because trying to change them is a waste of time. Yes there are many assholes in America, but there are assholes in every country. Bob has a good point too...a lot of you are proving yourselves worthy of this list

[Mad Mike, Evil Genious]

All you people just relax. This is how wars start. It was some movie (gosh!, from America) where the character said, "don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive."

[joe blow]

Are Americans stupid assholes?

You tell me, they voted for president howdy-doody TWICE didn't they?

[European]

----The true measure of how great a country is, is by how many people want to leave it and how many people want to get in.----

Posted by: Tom | November 28, 2007 at 02:29 PM

Tom, did it not occur to you that the amount of people entering the U.S. has decreased steadily every year since the policy changes after 9/11 took place? A lot of people will avoid entering the U.S. nowadays if they can.
And that's sad.
And a lot of it has to do with people like those in picture 1 and 5.

[nameuseraisthis]

Personally I find all this shit hilarious... All the anti-American assholes need to learn that they themselves are not perfect otherwise there wouldn't have been about 10 million other wars throughout history and still even more hatred and bigotry among the world.

As for the anti-homosexual faux-Christians... You all need to learn that homosexuality has existed for thousands of years and if your 'God' does exist and is adamantly hateful of homosexuals don't you think he would have 'smited' them long ago and that everyone now would be heterosexuals... or even going further don't you think he would have never made use able to be homosexual? Man is given life in order to have free-will and thus decide for themselves what they want to do and thus the outcomes of such actions are on them. If homosexuals go to 'hell' then let them... Quit trying to bash them every two damn seconds... You aren't saving their 'souls', You aren't convincing anybody worth convincing, and You most certainly aren't benefiting humanity while it's on earth. The consequences of your actions here on Earth will not pass on once you pass away and thus all your proving is your futility.

Grow the fuck up and learn to leave shit alone if all it's going to do is bite you in the nuts.

The people with "Homo sex is a threat to national security" signs were on the UNC campus a few weeks ago. I think they're making the rounds of large southeastern US colleges.

[Badreallybad]

Who is an American?

The original red indian or the
white immigrants from England or
the Europe who make up the ancestors of the present americans??

All in All Americans have the most
NOBEL prize winners the best universities and best cities and the best infrastructure and the best armed forces in the whole
f*cking world.

It is not the fault of the people that a screwy prez f*cks up the
foreign policy and his sidekicks
are ready to swallow his c*m.

Gays are another matter. If they can do it in their homes privately
it means diddly squat to others.

The problem arises when they
demand equal rights as straights.
Then it leads to collapse of society and the marriage institution whateverleft
of it goes to hell.

As my grandpa says if a man is to
F*ck another man then god would have given him a C*nt.

P.s. dont give this shit about
gay animals.
We are not animals.
Some animals eat their own offspring. Care to follow them???

[Smoochie]

lots of morons posted here... a few intelligent people posted here. the morans outwiegh the latter by a vast margin...

to the crazy religious fundementalists here... WWJD?? ... and no not all americans are a-holes... but i feel like canada kicks ass. go leafs go

hehe, "idolate"

[hi]

Canada sucks USA's balls while giving greenland a handjob

[americanssuck]

all true ass holes are americans.

[$100 plus oil]

Kevin, you are so dead wrong about Bush and the Iraq oil. Maybe he is not making money in the way you said, but I'm sure Bush's buddies in texas are making out quite hondsomely from the instability that the war has created on the oil market. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, even with bush's low intelect, to figure that any turmoil in the middle east will increase the price of oil.

[RA.]

"HAI YOU GUYZ!

Before you're tempted to post a flame, you should note that the name of the author of a comment here appears BELOW the comment. Not above. The "assholes" comment was by r4ge, not sephe, and the "AIDS" comment was by JimmyX."

Shut up, Eddie Starr.

[haha]

"Are Americans stupid assholes?

You tell me, they voted for president howdy-doody TWICE didn't they?"

I didn't vote for him either time =P, but still, it's stupid to say that because who could have foreseen him doing this? I mean, the second time MAYBE, but definitely not the first time. Seriously, look at Napoleon, Hitler, and pretty much all other dictators, most of them were favored by the people before they became tyrants and racists. Also, he has like the lowest approval rating in presidential history.

And saying "they" to refer to us, is like me saying "they all are ig'nint dirty porch monkeys!", "they" being black people.

So don't be so quick to judge people.

[Trav]

This is great, and I love how it gets everyone all worked up. Keep up the good work.

[Somebody who loves Jesus]

Where to begin....
I guess I will start at the begining. I am a Christian. In fact 85% of the United States is Protestant (believes in a Christian faith)
Top 10 Largest National Christian Populations

Rank Nation Number Percent
1 USA 224,457,000 85%
2 Brazil 139,000,000 93%
3 Mexico 86,120,000 99%
4 Russia 80,000,000 60%
5 China 70,000,000 5.7%
6 Germany 67,000,000 83%
7 Philippines 63,470,000 93%
8 United Kingdom 51,060,000 88%
9 Italy 47,690,000 90%
10 France 44,150,000 98%
11 Nigeria 38,180,000 45%

As are a lot of other countries. (Just thought it would be intresting to show you.) Anyways I have found no such contridictions in the Bible. The Bible is an accurate account of history as well as teaching morals. First it does not say he created two lights at all. Gensis 1 it says:
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
2 Now the earth was [a] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
(This is only to verse 5)

God doesn't hate himself, or anyone in the world. He loves everyone. He (in the English laguage one refers to an unidentified gender as he...fyi.) is like a parent in a way. He doesn't like it when his children do something wrong, but he still loves them.

As for any other contridiction you make accusations to, I would like to inquire if you have actually read the Bible cover to cover. Even if you are not a Christian it is a good read and I would ask you to do so, which you may decline. I do not want to force my belifes on anyone. May Christians are said to do so, however I hope I have not. I do not go to church to laugh and scorn unbelivers. I myself, did not believe. Though I was raised in a Christian family I found myself doubting the very existence of God. How he could let my life be plagued by trials. My best friend and I debated over the course of near a year. She invited me to her church and I really started learning more, all the while challenging my own belifes. I don't have the answer to all. I don't even have 1% of the answers. However, along with studing the word and facts about God, there is a lot of evloution out there, I found myself where I am now. And though sometimes I fall, I couldn't have wound up any better. Contrary to what one might think if you look you can find a plethera of blessings in your life. All you have to do is look.

Hope this helps anyone, I don't mind arguing points and I don't get angry easily. If you would like to continue to ask questions of have something that might challenge my God, I would welcome you to send me an email. It will help me with my belifs and challenge my thoughts greatly.
grey7713@yahoo.com

[Schmeeds]

America F*** YEAH!

[dan]

these comments are just more proof that hate breeds more hate

you shouldn't want to "get back" at these people for being stupid misguided idiots
love them unconditionally, because you're better than hate

ironically, its what jesus did. maybe someone should explain that to the homophobes and religious fanatics

[Kmart]

wow i love how you guys turned this into a big huge argument thing. Im a christian too. and to the guy who said that christians like the idea that they are going to heaven and others are going to hell.....thats not true. Our whole mission is to share the message of Jesus love with those who don't know about it. What do you think missionaries do???? maybe you should think and actually learn about a religion before you bash it and talk about it like you know everything. Seriously

[Alex]

Oh yeah, gays are so going to hell. Yeah right.
You know that in the catholic belief, that the saints were indeed homosexuals.
Now, I don't believe in god, nor satan, so you guys are skrewd for condeming me to hell. =)
I'm gay and I'm proud!

[Eradicator]

You can call Americans assholes, but remember one thing, if it wasn't for us "asshole" Americans, most of Europe would be "goose-stepping" around with swastikas on their flags.
Us "asshole" Americans bailed out the whole of Europe, pretty much, and I think before you criticize, you should remember how bad life would be for you witout us "asshole" Americans.

[Frank Stallone]

Hey, Joe Blow - a) we only elected him once, Gore won the election in 2000 but that's a whole different story. b) Howdy-Doody was a great man, President George "let's go blow some coke!" Bush is, obviously, not.

Somebody who Loves Jesus - I was raised in a non-practicing Jewish family and am agnostic so I'm certainly no expert, but it's pretty much common knowledge that the bible is FULL of contradictions. I have no issue with Christianity or Christians, particularly those who are smart enough to realize that the bible was written by men, not God, and as such the stories are embellished and/or invented, but still provide important lessons and examples of morality. The Christians I tend to clash with are the ones who believe that bible is the literal word of God and every word is absolute truth. They tend to be the fundamentalist zealots who use religion to foster malicious propaganda and violence.

Oh, and having spent some time there, I feel qualified to say that France is DEFINITELY the problem

[hillbilly]

in the defense of France and the negative comments that have been posted about the country I wish to display their countrys flag in respect to their worldly charitys - God Bless America!

[Hatter]

I love how r4ge posts what he did after reading this list. Did you read the text on #5 or do you just like the pretty pictures?

[5]

For all the French bashers - Remember that without France's help during the Revolutionary War, we would not of won!!! The only reason the USA exists is because of France.

[superpuppie]

So many idiots, so little time.

[robert]

Bullshit you moron. France just got in on the tail end of a Continental victory.
France couldn't beat thier own meat!

[Tiberius the Terrible]

Well hillbilly, at least now you know why they call hillbillys dumbass's.

[fishboy]

10. Anyone who comments here is an asshole ;p

(please at least avoid the obvious when flaming me)

[fuckin american]

Fuck you all! Just look at the God Damn pictures and quit your bitchin.Fuck the fags,the christians,the jews,Fuck Iraq,Fuck YOURSELF.Oh! and by the way if us American ASSHOLES weren't around to save your WHINING ASSES you'd be speaking fuckin Nipponese,Fuckin Nancy boy.

[mooster]

The pictures were funny; the comments are even better...great entertainment!

[Krishna]

Folks, some of the comments are so stupid - I hardly don't know where to start.
God is nothing you can proof. Neither you can't proof he/she /it is not ther. This is why they call it 'believe'.
Racism is something which exists and existed all over the world. US, Germany, France, Italy, UK, Tutsi - Hutu, Russia, Tchechenia, I could go on for hours. It is there.
What a lot of young europeans hate about America is the ignorance. You don't know anything about the rest of the world as you just concentrate on America. There is a world to discover and being different from the American way of life doesn't mean to be stupid. And if I look to the CO2 pollution compared to population, you should think about it too.
By the way, I was in the US and Canada, I work for an American Company I have American friends. So in my opinion you can be compared to the Romans. The did a lot to develop the world and we still live with their heritage. But on the other hand they destroyed other culture just because they were different and they were to limited to understand them.
You have a lot of nobel price winners(a lot of them imported from other countries with your money), you play the world championship in baseball with American teams only (who the f*ck in the rest of the world even cares) because you can't play football as the other civilised nations. You go to the Netherlands and to not get pot because you insist in COFFEE as you haven't realized yet to aks for Pot instead as it is legal. You expect France full of women waiting to be fucked as it is country of love and Germans are just beer drinking nazies, eating Sauerkraut for breakfast, marching the whole day to the sound of coo coo clocks. When will you realize, that information from hollywood is no information? it's just bullshit?
As soon as you reached this stage and you don't expect Austria nearby New Zealand, as you found out, that there is more to dicover than Rome, Milano, Berlin, Paris and London in 5 days you might apply for the club of humans with own opinions.
Not all Americans are assholes. Not even 5% of them. But you have not a fucking clue about the world out there but you think you can tell the world what's right or wrong. That's what we don't like.
Got me?

[Oh, the memories]

Ah, I remember now why I opted to immigrate from the United States to another country and take up citizenship on another continent... All the hateful Americans (not all Americans, but just the idiots) love to say "If you don't like it, leave!" so I did. And I've never been happier. Thanks for the memories!

[Hare Krishna]

Global Warming Is A Lie ¬¬

Al Gore Invented It.
Al Gore is an American.

Connect
The
Dots

[megs]

This is this first thing I read this morning - comments included. Thanks for the giggles, guys! What a fun way to start the day - this, listening to g-love and a muffin. For a perfect morning, I will now go have a mocha:)

[GonZalo]

The collective American mind is the problem, not American stupidity.

The truth is this: Americans are brainwashed.

How do you explain the George W.C. Bush's reelection?

the first time, a mistake, a can deal with that. The second time, you deserved it. But, why the fuck we have to suffer the consequences of the ameriyankee(America isnt just the USA) brainwashed society mistakes.

and by the way... 9/11 was your fault (more precisely the goverment elected by the american people), more than 200 years of state terrorism needs an answer. Check the history, how many countries have invaded the USA? more than 500 invations in all the American History all this invations for money issues.

[insensible]

all of you are assholes this fucking country you are talking about yeah the U.S of A is just crap. your fucking president is taking you right on to hell fucking bastards!

i hate your fucking country because all of you assholes think y0ou are better than anyone else you fucking faggots.

you are the terrorist by going into other countries and make like they belong to you. cocksuckers

[Sal]

Well - look at this. Now I understand why it was so easy for the Bush regime to dupe most of the people and take control of the country.
So much for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I'd be just as horrified if some of you in office as I am of the Hitletarian
murderer we have now.

[wow]

I'm surprised at how many people state things when they have no facts to back it up. I find it funny to read something that people think is true, that i know to be false. Some people should educate themselves before posting. America does a lot of good things around the world. With out this country other countries would not prosper as much as they do now. If you really believe that Bush went to war for money and oil, i feel sorry that that's the world you live in. Some of us like reality, not fantasy (unless it's football)

[Shell]

I'm not one to say who's right or wrong. Noone has the right to judge...apparently being judged happens when you die....I laughed! Life is better on Zoloft! LMAO

[Shell]

I almost forgot! Not to judge or anything, haha....but UP YOURS you would be Speaking German Bastards.....if it weren't for us "Asshole" Americans! Fucking losers! LITERALLY!!! LMAO

[nameuseraisthis]

Wow... I complete believe the complete ignorance and arrogance of some people on here... First off let me say that the Americans never actually had to enter WW2 on the European front as the Hitler regime was about to be toppled anyways due to their foolish push into Russia which left them with a massive lack of resources. If we hadn't made an invasion through to attack they would have probably fallen within a few months after they had. One of the major reasons why we really entered WW2 was due to Pearl Harbor and because Japan was allied with Nazi-Germany at the time we decided to join the Allied Power and take down all of the Axis at the time.

Secondly... Bush is an asshole who the only reason why he was elected is because he convinced all of his little party members to subjugate a populous of illiterate hicks and money-grubbing back-stabbers into him, however the majority of Americans didn't even vote in the election as people are completely apathetic towards the world around them. There was still a large population that voted against him but they didn't win because they lacked the resources and the charisma to convince the people to take notice of the world around them.

Finally... The arrogance of Americans is vastly blown out of proportion as the rest of the world in general sees us as a country of rich, ignorant, and spiteful however every day I get up and go out to the city all I see is people trying to scrape up a life for themselves generally out of nothing. They're either poor and homeless or a wage-slave to some megacorporation that couldn't give two shits about them and basically demeans them just so that the person can sustain themselves. I bet that if you talked to these people then I doubt you would think that they're are anything but humble... I know that somebody is going to bring up the argument that America is one of the richest countries in the world and for the most part that is true however the majority of the wealth winds up within 10% of the population and only 1% truly is living the life-style of decadence and debauchery that the rest of the world imagines all of us do.

The world revolves around making one's self looking more important and flashy then it really is which is why I'll find decked out, flashy, and obnoxious SUVs and Cadillacs outside of some crappy, run-down house that doesn't even have a decent coat of paint on the walls. If you think otherwise then you're obviously not aware of what goes on around you.

[Vladimir]

I am a nihilist. I believe in nothing. We are the random patterns of elements who's movements are meaningless. There is no meaning to life, as life is simply a chance forming of particles and electricity. We have no soul, we die, we rot, we ARE our body, the brain is part of it. Death is nothing to be feared, as we simply stop. There is no hell or heaven. Nothing. So now people should probably begin to think about what they say. There is nothing wrong with minorities, all in all, they are simply a different balance of chemicals. So before you begin to lecture about gays, you may want to think about the fact that it ISN'T THEIR FAULT. Hell, it isn't a fault at all. They simply have a different hormone balance that makes them interested in the same sex. You dick-fests. Oh, and America really has fucked right up. There's nothing wrong with most of their people, but the nation on the whole has sorta gone to shit.
Hell, If any christian wants a good arguement over Religion, God or the after life, my E-mail is
VladInsomniac@hotmail.co.uk
I await your responses.

[Gwenny Rose]

So yeah...
1) to all the gay haters, why does it matter to any of you how other people live their lives. Every argument I've ever heard is shit. How many times have you ever heard of a gay couple breaking up the marriage of a straight couple? I mean, if a guy/girl leave their spouse because they were gay/lesbian/transgendered, yeah, thats kinda selfish, because odds are, they knew they were the whole time and got married to hide it. But aside from that, honestly, what will two men, or two women being in love with each other seriously do? I think my favorite argument, however,is the one stating that if homosexuality is allowed, bestiality will soon be as well. Really? So your saying that because bob and joe got married, little jimmy will find it okay to fuck his dog? Where is the logic in this??

2) To the christian gay haters:
Did you know the bible also condemns Christmas tree's, being left handed, inter-racial marriage, and it condones slavery, among other things. More over, Jesus's message wasn't to hate until the world is converted to christianity, which is what a lot of people seen to believe, but he did say to love one another, and to show the love of god through your actions. Even moreeoreover... if you hate that much, and still claim to be a christian, the bible states that you are going to hell.

3) Okay... I have my problems with America, don't get me wrong, but theres a difference between having problems, and saying all Americans are assholes or things along that line. Heres a piece of advice, actually try to change things, or leave the fucking country. Also... by stating that all Americans are assholes... you actually further evidence of your case dipshit.

4)Global warming is happening... its not fake... we just can't really stop it... its naturally happening... we aren't helping... but Al gore didn't make the concept up... just the facts in his movie...

Oh, and as for the person who came up with the theory of dart guns and driving, I wholeheartedly agree ^_^

Aside from that, all I have left to say is I'm a non-christian, bisexual transexual

Hugs and Kisses
Gwenny Rose

[Gwenny Rose]

Oh, I forgot... also... someone explain to me, what exactly is the "homosexual agenda", because as a M2F transexual in a lesbian relationship... my only "Agenda" is to feel safe in my own town, and not tolerate people spitting at me, trying to push me down stairs, and saying i'man abomination

<3 Gwenny Rose

[The Great O]

To all the snake handling, hate mongering, faux-Christians:
[IMG]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/redundancy.jpg[/IMG]
You're idiots.

Not all Americans are assholes, but to the one's who are (Joemama):
[IMG]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/inadequacy.jpg[/IMG]
I'm glad I'm not you.

Regarding the current administration:
[IMG]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/george_bush_news.jpg[/IMG]
Who says you can't believe what they say in the news?

Regarding Christianity:
[IMG]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/ghostbusters.jpg[/IMG]
In this picture, we have
Jesus portrayed by Himself
Science portrayed by Egon, Ray, Peter, Winston

Hell is other people -Jean-Paul Sartre

[The Great O]

Ok, wtf. none of the links worked.

Let's try this again:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/redundancy.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/inadequacy.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/george_bush_news.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/ghostbusters.jpg

Oh yes, and regarding the occupation of Iraq:
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h216/Mykingdm4pie/peace-2.jpg
Yup

[Emma]

1000$ says they are all American yankies think there god and everyone should fear them lol their actually getting to the point with their cockiness that they are creating their own demise thats y their dollar is falling rapidly don't worry in another 20 years the Americans will be powerless they've already destroyed their credibility

[James D. Newman]

I know I am jumping on the bandwagon here, but honestly, Sephe, you are a cunt. Not the other people of your nation, not the other people of your race, not the other people of your sex. Just you.

European bigots, African bigots, Russian bigots, American bigots -- all the same.

Ugly trash. And in 20 years, no matter where the dollar is, no mater who is president, no matter who the fad has turned against, bigots still will be ugly trash.

James D. Newman (I post my name cuz these here testiscals is just too heavy. Couldn't help noticing some ov yous oter fellas was lookin a little light.)

[Jessi]

I think it's interesting that people are saying it's 'common knowledge' that the bible is full of contradictions, but have yet to name any sensible examples.
And in an earlier comment, someone completely bashed Christianity, gave us many 'reasons' to not believe in the Christian God, implied that anyone who believes in the Christian God is an idiot, but ended his post with "Think for yourselves." I'm sorry. I'm confused. Did you really want me to think for myself? Then why are you telling me how to think?

[Bazz]

I'm a Christian and please don't insult my religion by blaming aids on God. You ignorant gay hating people are not Christians, you have no idea about Christianity or how much God loves all people. How can you judge gay people or those dying of aids - God specifically said not to judge people so do what he says if you really are Christians. You need a fist of fellowship up the jacksie..

[bsderian]

Every summer I go to the beach here in Mexico. (Mazatlan, Cancun, Pto. Vallarta), and every year I meet drunk "gringos".

I don't know just one smart gringo. All of them are assholes.

[CRH]

I don't think any of you managed to convince anyone of anything... the truth is...everyone is an asshole at some point in their life.

[Alex]

HAHA

Americans are dicks... they don't even know where their own country is! let alone Iraq, which might I add they pronounce EYE-RACK... learn how to speak English haha

[Inquisitor]

Are humans basically good with a few bad tendencies...

Or are humans basically bad with a few good tendencies...

Ponder a moment...

I tend to lean towards the latter.

[Andre]

"As for the individual who made the comment about Americans killing off 8 million or so Native Americans.......the overwhelming number of those deaths were due to disease. Unless the world discovered germ theory centuries earlier, those deaths were VERY unfortunately completely unavoidable..."

Well Mr "History Books" -- it's common high school knowledge that newly landed "american patriots" did indeed use Germ Warfare. In the form of SMALL POX INFECTED BLANKETS.

This was MURDER, purposeful GENOCIDE.

So--on that one point let's keep the facts straight

"Facts are Stupid Things"
Ronald Reagan
RNC (Convention) 1988

[Derek]

To answer Alex's question- i believe if you look at all the previous messages and count the number of "assholes" and "decent people" you will find your answer.

[Meg]

"I'm wondering why so many people hate America. It's the greates country in the world."

You answered your own question in the second sentence. "I'm so much better than the rest of you guys; why don't you like me?"

Also lul at everyone who chewed out Sephe because of their own inability to read the comments section properly.

[captain obvious]

First!

[glad I live in Canada]

Thank God (literally) I live in Canada where we don't let Christians rise to positions of power just to further their agenda. A 'Christian' America is as scary as an Islamic Iran.

[Tim Hartke]

FAKE!!!

[jackthis]

All you anti American anti christian liberal doushbags can kiss my hairy white ass

[notbornagain]

John Lennon said it best: "Imagine no religion". Imagine someone not hating you or wanting to kill you because you worship differently. All these so-called born again Christians, Moslems, Catholics, etc, etc, etc, telling me I'm so bad because their beliefs are right and mine are wrong? Ignorant morons. When I see one of them die and then appear to me the next day and can show me pictures of God's kingdom, then I'll be the 1st to say they were right. But until you get there, it's just your faith. You have no idea it's true until you get there. So I'll tell you what, you believe what you want and I'll do the same, let's leave each other alone, and we'll see who goes where in the afterlife. Who knows, maybe we'll even see each other?

The real secret is the Mormons will probably get there before anyone! Hahahahahahaha.

And no, I am not Mormon!

[luke]

oh my god, how could such a simple handfull of pictures incite so much gibberish from all sides of the spectrum. wow, people are fucking strange, live and let live kids. and i think the only agenda gay blokes have in general have is the agenda to suck cock, and no im not gay, let them punch each others dates if they want to, let be the lesbians amongst us to fondle each other until they can fondle no more.
The other day i was walking to work and i saw two monkeys having the most flamingly homosexual relations on the front steps of a mosque, a catholic priest wrapped in an american flag watched on while a big black rabbi rubbed his buttocks. Am i trying to make a point? no, i dont think so.

[fuck gays]

fuck u homos owt there u gay fucks u can all go suck yr daddy's lil cocks u dicks and fuck Americans and fuck u homosexuals u can go fuck yr selfs and wank yr selfs and go fuck some dogs u retards fuck u dick faces . i hate u sick homos fuck u penis cock likers go have an erection or somthng u diks

[c'mon]

um just so you know ,most people dont worship the bible ,they worship "god",so if the bible has some things wrong with it thats fine ,because it was man made .

[Melio]

To the American people on here, of course no one can justify saying "ALL americans are assholes", Ive a New Zealander, and i have family friends who are American and of course we dont think theyre assholes... But I think you will find that "the rest of the world" tends to dislike americans and american culture in general, with it not being a huge insult... just really a place you wouldnt want to live in perhaps

[Melio]

and by the way

"fuck u homos owt there u gay fucks u can all go suck yr daddy's lil cocks u dicks and fuck Americans and fuck u homosexuals u can go fuck yr selfs and wank yr selfs and go fuck some dogs u retards fuck u dick faces . i hate u sick homos fuck u penis cock likers go have an erection or somthng u diks "

Funniest thing I've read on here... Could this guy possibly be more of a dropkick??? I think not lol

[the mersh]

better to be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubts....geez

[Daniel]

I cannot believe I spent all of my free time reading the comments. I got bored half-way through, but I finally saw it to the end.

I think it's awful how people don't realize that the comments are above the name of the person (i.e. my name is daniel, and r4ge called americans assholes [jokingly] and JimmyX, not hazelwoodfarm, said AIDS was god's plan)

I've had a lot of rebuttals, but it seems the later comments kind of do it for me. Just realize that this list was meant to be humorous.

God and religion, touched upon. AIDS, also touched upon (btw, HIV was invented by man, not God, and it's kind of our fault that it's run rampant in a few decades.)

I also found it funny that the fact that viruses can replicate and adapt is just further proof of darwin. (darwinists FTW!)

Yes, homosexuality is wildly documented in animals, and to the person who said that we aren't animals...last time I checked, we're still classified "Kingdom Animalia (sp...i'm not good with latin)."

I remember a parody where someone said they wanted to marry a bowl of soup, and then they ended up eating it or something.

"Gays are another matter. If they can do it in their homes privately
it means diddly squat to others.

The problem arises when they
demand equal rights as straights.
Then it leads to collapse of society and the marriage institution whateverleft
of it goes to hell.
-badreallybad"

rebuttal to your first statement, look at numbah one on the list.

My own question to your second statement...how does granting same sex couples the right to marry lead to a collapse in the institution? It seems the only issues with homosexuality are religious issues...and I thought that the American government was secular. At least that's what I'm taught in Political Science...then again, my teacher could be a liberal nutjob ;]

I find that people like "fuck gays" who posted on the first of december are easy to brush off as simpletons who would enjoy gay sex immensely. I find other people like "badreallybad" to be annoying because they base their arguments on nothing, but tend to win over the minds of people who are easily swayed.

Yes, i know my comment is long-winded and just adds to the length some people like me have to read in order to comment, but I like to hear the clattering of the keyboard, and I enjoy sharing my thoughts so :P

[Keith]

I can't remember the last time I enjoyed reading an internet page more. Some of these comments have been so funny. They can't all be serious surely? My Wife and I live in England, I'm Welsh and she's Scottish and we both have issues over the way England has treated our respective countries, but we don't think the English are assholes. Likewise our belief is that whilst there are indeed a good number of assholes in the U.S. we refuse to believe that all 200,000,000 or so are insane. To the poster who informed us all that the U.K. has an 88% Christian population. Where did you get that information? At present our churchgoing population is roughly 6% and would be in decline were it not for the huge numbers of immigrants who are coming here. Interestingly, one poster mentioned something about the amount of people who wish to live in a country being a measure of its greatness, well the U.K. has a huge immigrant problem. Does that mean we're great? No. I think we are, but the amount of immigrants coming here merely means that under our present government we are viewed as something of a soft touch.

The Bible is neither factual nor a moral guide. It is a collection of camp fire tales from a land not even our own, some of which are downright bloodthirsty. I have read it, extensively and I know whereof I speak. If it gives comfort to someone to believe in an all powerful zombie with a big bearded sky dwelling father, then that surely is up to them. I will fight for their right to believe such fairy tales, but I will also fight for the right to call them such. This goes for ALL religions as far as I'm concerned so I will equal matters a little by saying that Mohammed was a child raping murdering bigamist. FACT. Read the Qur'an.

Global warming is not a lie. It is happening. Even large oil companies accept this as fact now, so to think otherwise is to be seriously blinkered. Are we causing it? I don't know. We are certainly adding to it, but it happens naturally anyway and we may well be accelerating it beyond our ability to adapt. This is foolish to my mind, and to deliberately ignore this and drive Hummers etc can only be described as the behaviour of an utter asshole. Not just in the U.S. though, every country in the world has people who think driving huge gas guzzling monster cars is cool. Personally I think it's pathetic.

I'd quite like to know why some people think homosexuals are a threat to national security. I can't think why this should be simply because they prefer their own gender. Confusing.

Hey ho.

Regards.

Keith

[ryan]

god you bore me, yawn connery, fuckers.

[WillowCry]

Number one is funny because Its completely ridiculous
Im a homo-sexuall and Im not a threat to home land security and Im pretty sure that most of the people who walk on planes wearing bombs are straight. Who ever keeps saying that only gays get aids is a complete moron and I hope that they get aids just to prove that point

All in all it was pretty funny
and Im feeling pathetic right now for wasteing my time reading all these coments

[misunderstood]

I'm offended. I have been an asshole since grade school and I don't do any of the things listed here. Bring an asshole takes a fair amount of skill and years of careful study coupled with applied social interaction.

Please do not mistake being an asshole with the stupidity displayed in the images. If and when you are EVER lucky enough to meet an asshole of my caliber you will walk away from the encounter with a true appreciation a of superior person. You will walk away saying "Man, what an asshole" . . .

Trust me, it happens to me all of the time.

:0)

Wow. What a great collection of opinions. Just like assholes, everyone has an opinion. And most of them stink.
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