"Show me your cemeteries, and I will tell you what kind of people you have." --Benjamin Franklin
1. Either Mr. Green was a real comedian or just an as$h*le.
2. The White family seemed truly grieved to lose their Raymond.
3. Speak for yourself, Mr. Dreher.
4. A little melodramatic possibly?
5. "The world of Chinese restaurant jokes has never recovered from his death." --Mr. Ducke
6. Always the last word with this one...
7. Good for Clement
8. Craigslist meets the Grim Reaper
9. Who was this guy, Arnold Schwarzenegger?
10. I thought an epitaph was supposed to honor the deceased?
11. Maybe Naomi was 'difficult.'
12. Call CSI. How does a dung fork fall and 'penetrate the brain' without a little help?
13. Love the acronym, Dr. Frank.
14. ???
15. Sorry, we couldn't resist including this:
16. Our favorite, Mr. Fast Eddy, who "did it [his] way and wound up here."
Kay Shineflug's tombstone says "excuse me" because her name sounds like a sneeze, sillay!
Posted by: Kayshineflug! | November 10, 2007 at 04:02 PM
Font is still not a good indicator of a photo of a grave being photo shopped. My friend's family recently had new headstones made for old family graves...it was her grandmothers final wish to honor her own deceased grandparents by replacing the cracked stones. These are still very old graves with dates from the civil war time period with brand new stones. My father told me that folks did that a lot in the 1950s...updated old, damaged gravestones.
Posted by: appleandoak | November 11, 2007 at 11:01 AM
robert allison was a notorious gunman
Posted by: ben | November 13, 2007 at 04:01 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Clay_Allison
Posted by: ben | November 13, 2007 at 04:01 PM
Hey APUS, here is the story behind that one.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/headstone.asp
My absolute favorite headstone! :D
Posted by: Mishy | November 14, 2007 at 09:50 AM
This is not photoshopped
http://flickr.com/photos/56519325@N00/249596408/
Posted by: Raffaele | November 14, 2007 at 04:34 PM
To Kevin, Spike Milligan has got it on his headstone, in Gaelic
Posted by: Barry | November 16, 2007 at 08:19 AM
http://bus-plunge.blogspot.com/search?q=art+imitates+life
Posted by: bus plunge | December 27, 2007 at 06:51 PM
I photoshop and can't tell...what do you see that I don't?
Posted by: diggers | January 15, 2008 at 09:32 PM
I have been depreessed all week and this made me laugh. Who CARES if they're photoshopped? Why is someone always pissing on peoples parades? LOL
Posted by: Sweetteach | March 15, 2008 at 10:29 AM
I missed this one:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/headstone.asp
Posted by: Richie | April 11, 2008 at 11:34 PM
For what it's worth, I'm a funeral director and I make monuments. #3 and #15 are both mine, and I can assure you they're not photoshopped.
Posted by: GJ | April 16, 2008 at 04:06 PM
They're not Photo Shopped. You guys are stupid. That's disrespect to the dead.
Posted by: Petra | August 16, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Some people need to be schooled:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/This_looks_shopped
Posted by: A little late but.... | December 11, 2008 at 06:15 AM
Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
Eric Carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan's purse.
there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority's and media
I'm disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I'm poisoned.
My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recorse but to make these charges public.
My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I'm backing up these charges.
I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent Walker, She is a portland police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
They dont give a s4!t Joan and Eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
Why don't you give A s4!t Portland Authority's, its already reported.
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2008/11/382778.shtml
Posted by: Terry Wagar | January 20, 2009 at 01:53 AM
I sure get sick of idiots claiming everything is photoshopped. I have been working with photoshop for decades and these are not photoshopped and either is most of the other stuff. There is nothing that shows that anything is photoshopped. These are all old grave markers. I wish people would just stop saying that everything is pshopped.
Posted by: Anastasia | March 05, 2009 at 03:45 PM
Good Day,
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Rev Bryan
Posted by: Rev Bryan White | February 19, 2010 at 01:19 AM
I have never seen headstones to make me go UMMM, but l can UMM now
Posted by: Headstones | April 18, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Common sense
Just because the letters are the same doesn't mean they needed a laser printer. Some people can actually print and write legibly. Stone carvers were very precise in their workmanship...it is an art.
Posted by: Sarah | June 21, 2010 at 08:50 AM
I love headstones. They knock my socks off. -Christina Pierce R.I.P.
Posted by: Christina | March 30, 2011 at 10:19 PM
I need to find out where that tombstone for Robert Clay Allison is. He might be relation that I have been unable to find any records of.
Posted by: Alden Allison | January 16, 2012 at 08:16 PM