[Please Don't] Send in the Clowns: 11 Clowns You Hope Never Work Your Child's Birthday Party

1. "This is my part-time gig, just until the Dead get back together. By the way, any of you kids got a J?"

2. "Hi. I'm Giggles, and I'm an alcoholic."

3. "Happy Birthday, children. It's 'Scary McPicks A Lot'!"

4. KoKo the Clown says, "Thanks so much, President Reagan, for closing all the mental institutions!"

5. "I don't know WHY little Timmy developed that anxiety disorder?"

6. Hey, Jingles of Nazareth, any clown wearing a diamond 'I Heart Jesus' pin, who refers to himself as 'God's Clown,' might as well just call himself 'Boner the Clown'.

7. Every parent's nightmare: Slappy Lithium.

8. One of the 14th Street Crip Clowns. See ya in the funny pages, juggalo.

9. Phyllis Diller's least-successful brother, and the family buffoon, Dinky Diller.

10. "I'm not only a clown, I'm a orthodontist!"

11. And for my next trick, I will make all the little children's limbs disappear.

Comments

[Slacker]

Most of those are probably Halloween costumes. At least I hope so.

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[Eman]

8. Court Jester with a time machine?

[John]

you will like it

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[Sonam]

Like to see fat

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[anon]

I've actually met the "Gods clown." He was pretty nice, right up until I said God wasn't real.

[IPTV Spy]

I hate clowns..I don't know anyone who actually liked them. They seem more to scare children to to amuse them.

[digga]

some mean looking clowns there.

[andufo]

Where is Yucko the Clown?

[Ricardo]

Where is John Wayne Gacy? Mass murderer from Des Plaines, ring a bell? Here's a picture of the guy
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freeinfosociety.com/chimage.php%3Fimage%3Dhistory/gacy_clown.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freeinfosociety.com/site.php%3Fpostnum%3D103&h=389&w=336&sz=34&tbnid=PKbHt5HbosnJAM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohn%2Bwayne%2Bgacy%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1
Of course, he's dead now, but you still wouldn't want his rotting corpse at your children's party.

[Panteridactyl]

#5 with the 1/4in eyelets in the nostrils, damn thats good body moddin. intense

[John]

I'm disappointed no one has yet to mention Ouchy the Clown.

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/

[Snarky Clown]

Ricardo,
They're 5/8".. but who's counting? ;)

[kerri]

i dont know about anyone else but i would never have clowns at my daughters bday party not after watching IT and seeing these clowns!!!!

[Sam]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......... I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS THE SCARIEST THINGS IN THE WORLD :'(

[blackbird5874]

I know for a fact that #9 is not a Halloween costume. I see that clown all over Seattle. He has been known to slobber over lines of... POETRY!!

[yemi]

MY NEPHEW ON HIS SECOND BIRTHDAY RATHER THAN GET AMUSED WITH THE CLOWN TOOK OFF AND IT TOOK A LOT OF PERSUATION TO GET HIM TO DANCE AT HIS OWN BIRTHDAY. I THOT CLOWNS R TO ADD FUN BUT DY DON T U KNOW !!!

[Russell Limprecht]

No 5 is one of my favorite photos. Thanks for the link.

[gypsylor]

1) " no NOT THAT, as in va-jay-jay, man what do you think I AM?"
2) "no my wife, Hobo Kelly, likes it better here then on my nose . . heh-heh-heh, ya'know what I mean, heh-heh-heh.
9) "hey kids, ya'wanna see why they call me Dinky??"

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