[Please Don't] Send in the Clowns: 11 Clowns You Hope Never Work Your Child's Birthday Party
1. "This is my part-time gig, just until the Dead get back together. By the way, any of you kids got a J?"
2. "Hi. I'm Giggles, and I'm an alcoholic."
3. "Happy Birthday, children. It's 'Scary McPicks A Lot'!"
4. KoKo the Clown says, "Thanks so much, President Reagan, for closing all the mental institutions!"
5. "I don't know WHY little Timmy developed that anxiety disorder?"
6. Hey, Jingles of Nazareth, any clown wearing a diamond 'I Heart Jesus' pin, who refers to himself as 'God's Clown,' might as well just call himself 'Boner the Clown'.
7. Every parent's nightmare: Slappy Lithium.
8. One of the 14th Street Crip Clowns. See ya in the funny pages, juggalo.
9. Phyllis Diller's least-successful brother, and the family buffoon, Dinky Diller.
10. "I'm not only a clown, I'm a orthodontist!"
11. And for my next trick, I will make all the little children's limbs disappear.
Most of those are probably Halloween costumes. At least I hope so.
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Posted by: Slacker | November 17, 2007 at 04:53 AM
8. Court Jester with a time machine?
Posted by: Eman | November 17, 2007 at 04:56 AM
you will like it
http://www.moneysom.com
Posted by: John | November 17, 2007 at 06:08 AM
Like to see fat
http://www.hellogiri.com/sonam-kapoor-weight-loss-secret/
Posted by: Sonam | November 17, 2007 at 07:14 AM
I've actually met the "Gods clown." He was pretty nice, right up until I said God wasn't real.
Posted by: anon | November 17, 2007 at 08:39 AM
I hate clowns..I don't know anyone who actually liked them. They seem more to scare children to to amuse them.
Posted by: IPTV Spy | November 17, 2007 at 09:17 AM
some mean looking clowns there.
Posted by: digga | November 17, 2007 at 09:37 AM
Where is Yucko the Clown?
Posted by: andufo | November 17, 2007 at 10:29 AM
Where is John Wayne Gacy? Mass murderer from Des Plaines, ring a bell? Here's a picture of the guy
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freeinfosociety.com/chimage.php%3Fimage%3Dhistory/gacy_clown.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freeinfosociety.com/site.php%3Fpostnum%3D103&h=389&w=336&sz=34&tbnid=PKbHt5HbosnJAM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohn%2Bwayne%2Bgacy%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1
Of course, he's dead now, but you still wouldn't want his rotting corpse at your children's party.
Posted by: Ricardo | November 17, 2007 at 11:44 AM
#5 with the 1/4in eyelets in the nostrils, damn thats good body moddin. intense
Posted by: Panteridactyl | November 17, 2007 at 01:49 PM
I'm disappointed no one has yet to mention Ouchy the Clown.
http://www.ouchytheclown.com/
Posted by: John | November 17, 2007 at 02:40 PM
Ricardo,
They're 5/8".. but who's counting? ;)
Posted by: Snarky Clown | November 17, 2007 at 03:59 PM
i dont know about anyone else but i would never have clowns at my daughters bday party not after watching IT and seeing these clowns!!!!
Posted by: kerri | November 18, 2007 at 09:14 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......... I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS THE SCARIEST THINGS IN THE WORLD :'(
Posted by: Sam | November 19, 2007 at 03:43 AM
I know for a fact that #9 is not a Halloween costume. I see that clown all over Seattle. He has been known to slobber over lines of... POETRY!!
Posted by: blackbird5874 | November 19, 2007 at 03:41 PM
MY NEPHEW ON HIS SECOND BIRTHDAY RATHER THAN GET AMUSED WITH THE CLOWN TOOK OFF AND IT TOOK A LOT OF PERSUATION TO GET HIM TO DANCE AT HIS OWN BIRTHDAY. I THOT CLOWNS R TO ADD FUN BUT DY DON T U KNOW !!!
Posted by: yemi | November 28, 2007 at 09:24 PM
No 5 is one of my favorite photos. Thanks for the link.
Posted by: Russell Limprecht | December 22, 2007 at 10:48 PM