Waylon Jennings urged Moms not to let their babies grow up to be cowboys; we're more concerned though with those who grow up to be a$*h0les. This, then, is our ode to those who need to lighten up.
1. Your ass is like a so tight, you fart and only the dogs can hear it.
2. Someone should bloody his bottom.
3. Goes to show it's not only the Jerry Falwell's of the world with their head up their arses.
4. Yeah, because you're contribution to society, graffiti, is much more valuable.
5. Come on, buddy, it's a dumpster, not the White House lawn.
6. There's only one kind of person who paints a sign like this in the back of his truck: an a$*h0le.
7. Thanks for the warning, pal.
8. Here's to praying that you never have children.
9. Whatever happened to that old Corinthians standby, "Love is kind...[and of faith, hope and love,] the greatest of these is love..."?
10. We're sure your kids just love you.