"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be A$*h0les"
Waylon Jennings urged Moms not to let their babies grow up to be cowboys; we're more concerned though with those who grow up to be a$*h0les. This, then, is our ode to those who need to lighten up.
1. Your ass is like a so tight, you fart and only the dogs can hear it.
2. Someone should bloody his bottom.
3. Goes to show it's not only the Jerry Falwell's of the world with their head up their arses.
4. Yeah, because you're contribution to society, graffiti, is much more valuable.
5. Come on, buddy, it's a dumpster, not the White House lawn.
6. There's only one kind of person who paints a sign like this in the back of his truck: an a$*h0le.
7. Thanks for the warning, pal.
8. Here's to praying that you never have children.
9. Whatever happened to that old Corinthians standby, "Love is kind...[and of faith, hope and love,] the greatest of these is love..."?
10. We're sure your kids just love you.
i would like to add these dummys to the list...
http://collegepork.com/node/628
trust me, they are just as bad
Posted by: paulw | November 12, 2007 at 08:26 PM
Aren't we all assholes?
http://askaslacker.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Slacker | November 12, 2007 at 08:28 PM
@ Slacker:
No.
Posted by: Not Slacker | November 12, 2007 at 08:37 PM
@ Slacker:
No.
Posted by: Not Slacker | November 12, 2007 at 08:38 PM
Bold... I like it.
Posted by: Scion | November 12, 2007 at 09:36 PM
lol, funny stuff
Posted by: mark | November 12, 2007 at 10:08 PM
I actually live in the same town as the guy who owns the truck in #6. If you look really closely, you can see that it says "YOU eating meat makes it so!" in the little grey box in the lower right. So he has good intentions, even if the fact that it's really hard to get and the fact that he occasionally walks around my town with fox pelt hanging from a trap in order to scare people does make him an asshole.
Posted by: Xaq | November 12, 2007 at 10:48 PM
What role do the "Pappa's " play in creating these 'A..holes???!!'
Posted by: Viv | November 13, 2007 at 12:57 AM
Like using gasoline for aftershave. Great post!
Posted by: Solar Coupons | November 13, 2007 at 06:34 AM
It's people like them that give real Christians such a bad rap man. First of all God's love IS unconditional, and second Jesus makes it very clear that we are not to judge anyone, EVER. He said the most important thing is to love one another. Period. Just love . . .help each other out, REGARDLESS of whether we agree with their lifestyle or not. And as for that Roman Catholic Nun . . . my word, talk about cult-ish . . . we must be reading a TOTALLY different bible, LOL! And don't even get me started on Jerry Falwell, man I would have liked to have seen Jerry's face when he found out that his pompous selfrighteous a$$ got it all wrong . . . okay, I feel better now, thanks for listening.
Posted by: gypsylor | August 14, 2008 at 10:21 PM