No Wonder Some Animals Eat Their Own Young

Raising kids, though difficult, is incredibly rewarding. Difficult how, you ask? Let us show you the ways.

1. Today must must have been Dad's day to babysit.

2. Let's hope he doesn't use the bathtub as a toilet.

3. At least she got the dust buster down too.

4. A little moisturizer never hurt anyone.

5. Canvas Schmanvas

6. "Now for the mustache..."

7. Forget the security deposit, folks.

8*. "Boys, you missed a spot on the TV."

*This photo's already been widely circulated, but given our theme, how could we leave it out?

9. But for the tiny footprints, she would have made a clean getaway.

Comments

[Ewww Kids]

Kids are disgusting. They're perpetually sticky, you can wash their hands, but 1 second later they'll manage to have some sort of mix of jelly or glue on their hands.

Kids disgust me.

[Elf]

LOL LOL tooo Funny

[wolf]

and you were disgusting too. still are, actually. i love kids, theyre funny. lol

[Doug]

Mr "Kids Disgust Me", I hope you never, ever breed.

That's what you get for breeding. Eat a fetus for Jesus.

[wendel]

bring them to a restaurant !

[Cuzit]

Alright, this is the last encouragement I need to never have kids. -_-

[karai]

Aw....I think all kids are just naturally more prone to paint on themselves, than on paper and walls. :) Unless imbued with a fear of all mess by the tender age of two.

But yes, the pictures of them painting on themselves brought a gigantic smile to my face--it just makes them so happy!

[megan]

Well this is the nature of kids anyway.
I would not say that i don't want kids all because the mess they can make,it's just there nature.
reward them with a video game

watch out for your electricity bill.
LOL

[River Styx]

Haha, these are hilarious!

[smiley]

canabalism is too kind, they should all be drowned at birth.

people who think disgusting children are cute and loveable should be also be drowned, but more slowly, in the mean time, let's hope these idiots stop breeding before we need to break out the waterboard technique on them.

[Bee]

The trick to children is simple. Make the mess before they can.

[Mark Atkins]

Brilliant, I think it's time to have "the snip"

[Nils]

I also remember someone once posted a pic somewhere of their son painting their Macbook Pro with a permanent marker... would fit right in this series.

[MickiPacific]

Awwww...I love these! Yes kids are messy, and if you are too persnickity to be able t enjoy that, feel free to dial your therapist and bring that up in your next session.

[Blue Highlighter o.O]

Kids will be kids, and kids are disgusting. If you don't like 'em don't have 'em. Seriously. We have enough pissy people on this earth already, we dont need you child-haters breading and spreading the Negativity. :P

Man, I hate kids. They need to disappear.

I should dig a deep hole, and blindfold all the kids, saying there is a suprise. Then I push them into the hole. The ones that survive won't get out.

[rajab]

WOWv.. I just adore kids.. They are simply the funniest creatures in the world.. Let them have fun.. Please don't hit out the kids.. Without them life willing be meaningless and worthless.. :)

[Xan]

But, uh, you were a kid once too. And Hey, none of that was permanently damaged, yes? Come on, it's cute. :D

[Vivek]

A sick title to a very funny post

[subcorpus]

i wish i havnt done any of the above ... but i may be wrong ... hehe ...
kids ... !!!

[aha]

Looks like fun to me!!

very funny,,,,i love kids. Innocent...

[Donnie]

Oh my, Man if my T.V was plastered i'd so cry but luckily house insurance covers the little helper painters lol

[zzzz]

u people disgust me kids are great maybe u should be drowned it the nature for kids to be messy ever think of wtf U did when U were a kid? make same mess's if not worse? idiots stfu now

[eww. no.]

everything>kids. kids suck. and don't worry, i am not having any. this made me so pissed off... they are so disgusting. i would be ok with the human race dying off as long as there were no more children.
stupid brats.

[Leion]

People are more tolerant of kids doing all these compared to their old senile parents doing the same deed.

[fatherof2adults]

I am remorseful as to the attitude I had to mine, when they were young. should have spent more time with them, not that THEY would remember, but for my memories. They were so innocent and it was MY responsibility to protect them. If you dont want to have kids cut off your jewels, but know that it is still your responsibilty as a member of the human race to protect those who cant protect themselves, young or old. It really angers me that people will "save the whales" and not save the innocent or helpless.

[Rabia]

Kids are a handful, but to all the I-hate-kids people, don't forget you were one, too. And, probably by all accounts, you weren't a spotless angel, so no need to ride the high horse. These pictures are funny, but a bit wince-inducing when you realise how much clean up was involved.

Kids will do silly things, but that's because they're curious and learning about the world. Whether they do silly things as they get older is solely dependant on how parents teach them. Sure, these are extreme examples, but I seriously doubt there is not one kid in the history of mankind that either didn't upend a container full of liquid or touch something adults think is gross.

Whatever, if you don't like kids, don't have them, and don't make friends with married folk because they will have kids.

[motherof2]

I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. Kids paint on themselves, stick them in a bath, then they are done. Personally, I prefer the bath paint and crayons, all in the tub and done.

I have done many a painting project and never had paint on my hardwood floors or walls. Someone is taking those photos and for whatever reason allowed the messes. Lock the paint away or cover the floors and furniture-- no messes. If these parents wanted to allow it to give us all a chuckle, great. For those who didn't get the joke -- lighten up!!!

You haven't lived until you have loved, and been loved by, a child.

[manchild]

man i wish i was still a kid just so i would have an excuse to still do his sort of stuff!

[Schmeeds]

You need certificates and licenses for everything these days but ANYONE can have a kid! Read this blog post for more on who is having kids and shouldn’t have! http://abmp-staff.blogspot.com/2007/09/anyone-can-have-kid.html

[I agree with]

And I'm not ashamed of it. Oh, and Mr. or Mrs. I-Hope-You-Never-Breed? THAT'S THE WHOLE F*CKING IDEA. I am proudly and militantly childfree, and do not ever plan on having kids, ever. Not only would they take up space on our already-crowded planet... they ARE disgusting. They're smelly and whiny and they're a**holes. Think of yourself as a child, you self-righteous S.O.B. You were smelly and whiny and disgusting, and you were an a**hole. I can hardly stand my friends most of the time, let alone some sh*tty kid who's just like me. Don't judge other people for their choices. They're not keeping you from spawning your larvae.

[lol]

i gotta sit back and laugh @ half of you emo teen morons talking about i hate kids.. as if you were perfect... heres to hoping linkin park dies out along with your non existant sex lives

[stefano]

Lovely pictures, I have a friend that have the walls of his house plastered with huge paper sheets to keep his son from painting and doodle on the walls.

http://www.webyaa.com/category/kids

[fuck river styx]

"canabalism is too kind, they should all be drowned at birth.
people who think disgusting children are cute and loveable should be also be drowned, but more slowly"

so then they should have started this pratice with you i think ...
grow up ...you were shitting in youre huggies at one time to...you must be one of those people that think theyre better than everyone else...youre mom should have been shot for bringing someone like you into the world...

[Tina]

I have read every page of your website and have laughed until my stomach hurts and my eyes are swollen from tears.
This is my favorite page.

[Peter]

This is definitely father’s day to watch over these kids.