No Wonder Some Animals Eat Their Own Young

Raising kids, though difficult, is incredibly rewarding. Difficult how, you ask? Let us show you the ways.

1. Today must must have been Dad's day to babysit.

2. Let's hope he doesn't use the bathtub as a toilet.

3. At least she got the dust buster down too.

4. A little moisturizer never hurt anyone.

5. Canvas Schmanvas

6. "Now for the mustache..."

7. Forget the security deposit, folks.

8*. "Boys, you missed a spot on the TV."

*This photo's already been widely circulated, but given our theme, how could we leave it out?

9. But for the tiny footprints, she would have made a clean getaway.

Comments

[eww. no.]

everything>kids. kids suck. and don't worry, i am not having any. this made me so pissed off... they are so disgusting. i would be ok with the human race dying off as long as there were no more children.
stupid brats.

[Leion]

People are more tolerant of kids doing all these compared to their old senile parents doing the same deed.

[fatherof2adults]

I am remorseful as to the attitude I had to mine, when they were young. should have spent more time with them, not that THEY would remember, but for my memories. They were so innocent and it was MY responsibility to protect them. If you dont want to have kids cut off your jewels, but know that it is still your responsibilty as a member of the human race to protect those who cant protect themselves, young or old. It really angers me that people will "save the whales" and not save the innocent or helpless.

[Rabia]

Kids are a handful, but to all the I-hate-kids people, don't forget you were one, too. And, probably by all accounts, you weren't a spotless angel, so no need to ride the high horse. These pictures are funny, but a bit wince-inducing when you realise how much clean up was involved.

Kids will do silly things, but that's because they're curious and learning about the world. Whether they do silly things as they get older is solely dependant on how parents teach them. Sure, these are extreme examples, but I seriously doubt there is not one kid in the history of mankind that either didn't upend a container full of liquid or touch something adults think is gross.

Whatever, if you don't like kids, don't have them, and don't make friends with married folk because they will have kids.

[motherof2]

I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. Kids paint on themselves, stick them in a bath, then they are done. Personally, I prefer the bath paint and crayons, all in the tub and done.

I have done many a painting project and never had paint on my hardwood floors or walls. Someone is taking those photos and for whatever reason allowed the messes. Lock the paint away or cover the floors and furniture-- no messes. If these parents wanted to allow it to give us all a chuckle, great. For those who didn't get the joke -- lighten up!!!

You haven't lived until you have loved, and been loved by, a child.

[manchild]

man i wish i was still a kid just so i would have an excuse to still do his sort of stuff!

[Schmeeds]

You need certificates and licenses for everything these days but ANYONE can have a kid! Read this blog post for more on who is having kids and shouldn’t have! http://abmp-staff.blogspot.com/2007/09/anyone-can-have-kid.html

[I agree with]

And I'm not ashamed of it. Oh, and Mr. or Mrs. I-Hope-You-Never-Breed? THAT'S THE WHOLE F*CKING IDEA. I am proudly and militantly childfree, and do not ever plan on having kids, ever. Not only would they take up space on our already-crowded planet... they ARE disgusting. They're smelly and whiny and they're a**holes. Think of yourself as a child, you self-righteous S.O.B. You were smelly and whiny and disgusting, and you were an a**hole. I can hardly stand my friends most of the time, let alone some sh*tty kid who's just like me. Don't judge other people for their choices. They're not keeping you from spawning your larvae.

[lol]

i gotta sit back and laugh @ half of you emo teen morons talking about i hate kids.. as if you were perfect... heres to hoping linkin park dies out along with your non existant sex lives

[stefano]

Lovely pictures, I have a friend that have the walls of his house plastered with huge paper sheets to keep his son from painting and doodle on the walls.

http://www.webyaa.com/category/kids

[fuck river styx]

"canabalism is too kind, they should all be drowned at birth.
people who think disgusting children are cute and loveable should be also be drowned, but more slowly"

so then they should have started this pratice with you i think ...
grow up ...you were shitting in youre huggies at one time to...you must be one of those people that think theyre better than everyone else...youre mom should have been shot for bringing someone like you into the world...

[Tina]

I have read every page of your website and have laughed until my stomach hurts and my eyes are swollen from tears.
This is my favorite page.

[Peter]

This is definitely father’s day to watch over these kids.

[Mom 0f 2]

Well kids haters...YOU WERE ONCE A MESSY KID TOO :)

[Necromancer Ishimaru]

Hahaha. That looks like so much fun.
Kids are high mantainance. I cant even keep a houseplant alive.
Im not ready for children yet, and this is why.
I must admit, These are pretty cute.

[Jennifer]

LMAO! The only thing funnier than the pictures is the comments! Everyone is so black and white - and you can't be that way with children, it's all about the grays. Yes, I would have wanted to beat my children within an inch of their lives for the TV painting (but I still think they displayed more talent than Jackson Pollock, and I wouldn't actually beat them - unless they had red hair - then it's just expected) but I would also immensely enjoy building that specific scrapbook page to hang on their refridgerators when they, to, eventually spawn their own devils.

[Mike]

I love these pics! Lol, the kids are so fun!