1. I accept!
(Photo by Kirsten Kirkpatrick).
2. Translation? "You! Out of the gene pool!"
(Photo by Henning Schürig).
3. You don't say?
(Photo by Mik P).
4. Larry Craig, are you paying attention?
(Photo by Reubs).
5. I'd hate to see the instructions for the 'stupid people toilet.'
(Photo by Patrick).
6. Had Tony Robbins been a bathroom attendant:
(Photo by Kevin Hutchinson).
7. I guess the NY Post is OK.
(Photo by Henry C).
8. Got Matches?
(Photo by Paul Tweedy).
9. Inspiration for the South Park episode Urinal Deuce?
(Photo by Just Ossendorp).
10. God, it may be time to thin the herd.
(Photo by Catcher & Co).
how about that one . . .
http://www.flickr.com/photos/simon-finland/2083713443/in/pool-engrish/
Posted by: hare krishna | December 11, 2007 at 01:51 AM
Well, if I had to shit in just a little hole, there would be shit splatter all over, as I usually have shotgun explosive diharrea shit, the american toilet does a great job of containing the blast and shit schrapnel...I'd never make it in these foreign countries!
Posted by: Phil | December 16, 2007 at 06:08 PM
I see lots of people here referring to "bathrooms". Folks, a bathroom is where you have a bath or shower. A toilet, water closet, privy, loo, or crapper is where you do the other business. Why are people so coy that they have to say "bathroom" instead of "toilet"? In a properly built house, the bathroom and the crapper are SEPARATE ROOMS ! It's only cheapskate builders who've combined the two into one small room.
Posted by: ratbag | December 29, 2007 at 03:29 AM
hahaha true..! http://www.awesomesummer.mactanque.com
Posted by: gilberto | January 12, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Funny..
Posted by: Bridget | February 10, 2008 at 02:02 PM
Wow...I had no IDEA that people could get so worked up about - not even the items themselves (bathroom signs) - but about the relative merit of humor therein.
Goodness, folks! Lighten up :)
If you don't find it funny, go to another website...
Posted by: BD | February 25, 2008 at 11:56 AM
there was one i saw that was in cartoon form-- it was a shark swimming in the first panel with the caption: a shark can smell a drop of blood from a mile away. Through the next two panels you see the shark trailing a blood trail with the caption: using its acute sense of smell, this female bull shark follows the trail of blood to find her prey. The last panel shows it smelling a tampon and saying "Hey, what the!?" with the caption: please do not flush anything other than toilet paper!
Posted by: addg | March 01, 2008 at 04:27 PM
I went into a day spa to use the toilet. Low and behold there was a bidet in there (apparently the wax removal folks want a clean tush before they administer the Brazilian wax). I had NO idea how to use it and even though I was curious and would've liked to give it a "whirl" there weren't any instructions!
Posted by: Sweetteach | March 15, 2008 at 11:02 AM
The first character in number one means to sit, and obviously the other means to shit.
Posted by: | March 22, 2008 at 02:42 AM
The comments on this page are far more entertaining than the posts.
Posted by: Jay+ | April 05, 2008 at 04:01 PM
funny signs , thank you for this post ,
Posted by: bathroom design | May 19, 2008 at 08:59 AM
These people don't know anything about American bathroom habits, they just like putting down Americans any chance they get.
Posted by: Shinigami | June 12, 2008 at 03:33 PM
The only thing that ronald Macdonald has taught in Europe is that it's normal for a child to wobble as he walks, and that there is now a rustling sound from the pavements from all the waste wrappers....
Posted by: riddlywalker | February 13, 2009 at 03:05 PM