1. You really think it's that simple.
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2. You hawk pre-Civil War era garbage.
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The Darkie items are not museum pieces; they were actually marketed by the Colgate-Palmolive Company as recently as 1988.
3. You have the brass to spew crap like this, though no woman in her right mind would give you the time of day.
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4. You actually believe God killed 21.8 million people, including 4.36 million children, to prove a point about homosexuality.
(Photo by Beau Lebens).
5. Need we explain?
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6. You judge an entire country based on the presidency of a single, flawed leader.
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7. You make blanket statements about bigots, xenophobes and other miscellaneous dipshits on the basis of just a photograph.