'And the Words of the Prophets Were Written on the Bathroom Stalls'
1. "Don't hate me because I am beautiful. Hate me because I did your Dad."
(Photo by Ed Hoover).
2. Tony Robbins channels Hervé Villechaize.
(Photo by Knightwise).
3. Too much information.
(Photo by Mark Perman).
4. Even scientists deface bathroom walls.
(Photo by Houston Marsh).
5. If toilet bowls could speak:
(Photo by Dan Means).
6. I'm gonna throw up now.
(Photo by Shawn Murphy).
7. Step One: We admitted we were powerless over alcohol.
(Photo by Craig Wood).
8. That damned Stephen Hawking; what did we tell you about scientists?
(Photo by Natalie Price).
9. Is he bragging or complaining?
(Photo by The Chrysanthemum).
10. Ya don't say?
(Photo by Charlie Inman).
11. You asked for it.
(Photo by Alpha Omega).
12. Little Richard did call himself the 'Bronze Liberace'.
(Photo by Andrew Meager).
sadly, that looks like my high school bathroom
Posted by: sir jorge | January 11, 2008 at 04:25 PM
Some people use the bathroom for distraction :P these are some cases...
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331359
Posted by: ross | January 11, 2008 at 05:48 PM
yeah always... http://www.funnyvideo.mactanque.com
Posted by: Jorge | January 12, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Seen in a mens stall somewhere. "Beware of the gay limbo dancer"
Posted by: Anon | January 12, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Seen in a gas station mens room: "Looking for a joke? Look down, the joke is in your hand!"
Posted by: Jake | January 12, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Written in the grout between the tile at eye level over a urinal.
"grout cho marks"
aka groucho marx
clever eh ??
Posted by: albert | January 12, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Seen in space between tiles also
The Grout Gatsby
Grout Expectations
Posted by: gwar | January 12, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Seen in Juneau, Alaska:
"I f_cked your mom"
...followed by:
-"Go home Dad, Youre drunk!"
Posted by: | January 12, 2008 at 01:45 PM
Seen at York University, Toronto, c. 1981: Save Soviet Jews. Win valuable prizes.
Posted by: Anon | January 12, 2008 at 01:55 PM
hahaha the second is terrific!!
Look at this: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331213
Posted by: Coto | January 12, 2008 at 03:41 PM
"Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit but only farted" seen in every hs bathroom I was ever in
Posted by: Andrew | January 12, 2008 at 07:52 PM
"if you sprinkle when you tinkle, BE a sweetie whipe the seatie" somewere when i was lil and never forgot it..
Posted by: kristen | January 12, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Good Gawd, wahwah what if you are a dwarf? http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331805
Posted by: diggers | January 13, 2008 at 12:08 AM
people who write on restroom walls
roll their shit into little balls
those who read our words of wit
eat those little balls of shit
Posted by: anon | January 13, 2008 at 12:24 AM
beway of the gay limbo dancer
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331652
Posted by: estefi | January 13, 2008 at 07:37 AM
This is very beautiful and very interesting
http://www.spyvip.de.vu/
Posted by: Gina Ginel | January 13, 2008 at 10:55 AM
You gotta see this one a friend sent me from a bar bathroom:
http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2008/01/customer-satisfaction.html
Good sense of humor? or bitter parent?
-Steve D. (lazycomic.blogspot.com)
Posted by: Steve D. | January 13, 2008 at 05:53 PM
Do you like my picture?
Posted by: Ojitos | January 13, 2008 at 08:49 PM
Free Tibet! with the purchase of regular size tibet
Posted by: sara | January 13, 2008 at 10:33 PM
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Posted by: hello there | January 14, 2008 at 01:26 AM
This is the best of Humor
Posted by: James | January 14, 2008 at 02:30 AM
A Finnish All Time Classic: "Lapsikin osaa kusta lattialla, ole sankari, paskanna kattoon." -> "Even a kid can pee on the floor, be a hero, take a dumb to the ceiling."
Posted by: Ilkki | January 14, 2008 at 03:11 PM
ha ha... LOl.. enjoyed.. what else to say to things as this :)
Posted by: Editor, The SciTech Journal | January 15, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Saw this in a friends' mom's bathroom on the back of the toilet:
We aim to please.
You aim too, please!
Posted by: StAsH | January 16, 2008 at 07:56 AM
I have always loved the original. "Here I sit brokenhearted, tried to sh**, but only farted." Ohhhh, what a classic!
Posted by: sinbad | January 16, 2008 at 03:05 PM
Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Came to shit,
But only farted.
Posted by: Ninya | January 16, 2008 at 09:32 PM
Please do not throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Posted by: stevew | January 19, 2008 at 11:54 PM
"he who writes on bathroom walls
rolls their craps in little balls
he who reads these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit"
-anonymous
Posted by: Phantom | January 20, 2008 at 12:57 PM
From high school:
This is a place to dump your guts
Not a place to bust your nuts
So keep it nice, keep it neat
Go somewhere else to beat your meat.
Posted by: Bundle | January 23, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Here I sit
in a snit
Thought I'd fart
and took a shit.
Posted by: mishele | January 23, 2008 at 06:23 PM
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity."
Posted by: | January 23, 2008 at 08:36 PM
I once saw the best quote written next to a urinal: "Don't piss on your nuts".
Posted by: uck | January 25, 2008 at 07:31 AM
i went with my friend to his cousins house, i asked to use the restroom and as i was closing the door someone yelled down the hall..."if its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown, flush it down!"and they were serious. and thats all i have to say about that..lol
Posted by: drea | February 04, 2008 at 11:16 PM
This is an oldie but still a goodie. Seen poolside at my friends apartment complex over 30 years ago:
WE DON'T SWIM IN YOUR TOILET
SO PLEASE...
DON'T PISS IN OUR POOL!
Thank You,
The manager
Posted by: Ironjaw | February 05, 2008 at 04:56 PM
I was here, but now I'm gone. Left my name to carry on. Those that knew me knew me well. Those that didn't can go to Hell!
Posted by: Meathook | February 19, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Saw this once in a gas station:
Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin’, giving birth to another Mexican
Posted by: bimini | February 26, 2008 at 02:48 PM
In a stall somewhere 20 years ago:
"If wishes were horses, I wouldn't have any."
I still wonder what the hell it means.
Posted by: Harv | March 07, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Welcome to our _OOL.
Swim and have fun, enjoy our hospitality.
You may have noticed there's no "P" in it.
Please keep it that way.
Posted by: Jesterz | April 20, 2008 at 03:30 AM
Always seen on bathroom walls: "Here I sit all broken-hearted, tried to shit and only farted." Wouldn't it be much more "heartbreaking" if it was the other way around?
Posted by: Creamcatcher7778 | May 17, 2008 at 09:15 PM
Think about it.
Posted by: Creamcatcher7778 | May 17, 2008 at 09:22 PM