1. "Don't hate me because I am beautiful. Hate me because I did your Dad."
(Photo by Ed Hoover).
2. Tony Robbins channels Hervé Villechaize.
(Photo by Knightwise).
3. Too much information.
(Photo by Mark Perman).
4. Even scientists deface bathroom walls.
(Photo by Houston Marsh).
5. If toilet bowls could speak:
(Photo by Dan Means).
6. I'm gonna throw up now.
(Photo by Shawn Murphy).
7. Step One: We admitted we were powerless over alcohol.
(Photo by Craig Wood).
8. That damned Stephen Hawking; what did we tell you about scientists?
(Photo by Natalie Price).
9. Is he bragging or complaining?
(Photo by The Chrysanthemum).
10. Ya don't say?
(Photo by Charlie Inman).
11. You asked for it.
(Photo by Alpha Omega).
12. Little Richard did call himself the 'Bronze Liberace'.
(Photo by Andrew Meager).
Please do not throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Posted by: stevew | January 19, 2008 at 11:54 PM
"he who writes on bathroom walls
rolls their craps in little balls
he who reads these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit"
-anonymous
Posted by: Phantom | January 20, 2008 at 12:57 PM
From high school:
This is a place to dump your guts
Not a place to bust your nuts
So keep it nice, keep it neat
Go somewhere else to beat your meat.
Posted by: Bundle | January 23, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Here I sit
in a snit
Thought I'd fart
and took a shit.
Posted by: mishele | January 23, 2008 at 06:23 PM
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity."
Posted by: | January 23, 2008 at 08:36 PM
I once saw the best quote written next to a urinal: "Don't piss on your nuts".
Posted by: uck | January 25, 2008 at 07:31 AM
i went with my friend to his cousins house, i asked to use the restroom and as i was closing the door someone yelled down the hall..."if its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown, flush it down!"and they were serious. and thats all i have to say about that..lol
Posted by: drea | February 04, 2008 at 11:16 PM
This is an oldie but still a goodie. Seen poolside at my friends apartment complex over 30 years ago:
WE DON'T SWIM IN YOUR TOILET
SO PLEASE...
DON'T PISS IN OUR POOL!
Thank You,
The manager
Posted by: Ironjaw | February 05, 2008 at 04:56 PM
I was here, but now I'm gone. Left my name to carry on. Those that knew me knew me well. Those that didn't can go to Hell!
Posted by: Meathook | February 19, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Saw this once in a gas station:
Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin’, giving birth to another Mexican
Posted by: bimini | February 26, 2008 at 02:48 PM
In a stall somewhere 20 years ago:
"If wishes were horses, I wouldn't have any."
I still wonder what the hell it means.
Posted by: Harv | March 07, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Welcome to our _OOL.
Swim and have fun, enjoy our hospitality.
You may have noticed there's no "P" in it.
Please keep it that way.
Posted by: Jesterz | April 20, 2008 at 03:30 AM
Always seen on bathroom walls: "Here I sit all broken-hearted, tried to shit and only farted." Wouldn't it be much more "heartbreaking" if it was the other way around?
Posted by: Creamcatcher7778 | May 17, 2008 at 09:15 PM
Think about it.
Posted by: Creamcatcher7778 | May 17, 2008 at 09:22 PM
Seen on a wall in my youth...
"In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented, they dropped their load in the middle of the road and walked away contented"
Posted by: Cooter | September 08, 2008 at 08:58 PM
God is watching you
Then he's a perv.
(in a high school girls bathroom, two different pens.)
Posted by: Rachel | April 04, 2009 at 04:09 PM
isn't it amazing that mans poetic nature is inspired by the smell of shit
Posted by: Duran Freese | April 26, 2009 at 03:33 PM
Send in funny pics of stuff written on bathroom walls to
www.writtenonabathroomstall.com
Posted by: woabrs | February 20, 2011 at 05:32 PM