If You Only Had a Brain...

1. You'd have left the work truck at home.

(Photo by Sara B. Jones).

2. You wouldn't have quit your day job.

(Photo by Ikes).

3. You'd look both ways before crossing.

(Photo by Christopher and Amy Cate Esposito).

4. You'd not add insult to injury.

(Photo by Sister72).

5. You'd use it.

(Photo by themaxsons).

The second picture is from the Creation Museum, where "[t[he Bible speaks for itself, [the] exhibit halls are gilded with truth [and the] gardens teem with the visible signs of life."

6. You'd turn him down.

(Photo by Jonnyups).

7. You'd smoke somewhere else.

(Photo by Frank Hui).

8. You'd realize that most others have one too.

(Photo by Meepocity).

9. You'd read the fine pri... uh, I mean, the print.

(Photo by Jezlyn26).

10. You'd not go to work hungry.

(Photo by Seth Tisue).

11. You'd hire a professional.

(Photo by Jeffrey Clement).

Comments

[steph]

the 'computer tudor' one was supposed to be a 'clever' play on words i think... tudor is a type of house, and they are a home computer training & repair company. they probably thought it was witty, most people probably think it's dumb if they get it.

[Dr_LHA]

Or indeed, "Computer Tudor" was owned by this person:

http://www.linkedin.com/in/joannetudor

and was named after her.

[Dom]

Thanks for the laugh!
I'm especially amazed by the $0 discount! They must've been feeling really generous that day! ;-)

Dom

[Michelle]

Maybe the computer repair guy's last name is Tudor. Just a guess.

[UncleFunk]

11 is not a case of hiring a professional, but getting a proper ladder to lean against the roof. I hope that guy hadn't had kids, because if he died he'd be a Darwin Award.

Besides, is there such a thing as a professional Christmas light hanger?

[SirLanse]

Tudor is a family name of a line of English kings. It could be his last name as well.

[Elmo]

"I hope that guy hadn't had kids, because if he died he'd be a Darwin Award."

DIED? He's 4 feet off the ground, ferchrissakes.

And all the weight is on the front rungs, the bucket is just stopping the ladder from falling. He's perfectly safe.

WTF is with you limp-wristed pansies that can't live without having padded corners on every nearby object so you don't DIE every time you walk into a room? You bubble boys are the ones that need to get out of the gene pool.

[AE86]

No train can stop the AE86

[Jackola]

Love it. Dugg!

[Azul]

"WTF is with you limp-wristed pansies that can't live without having padded corners on every nearby object so you don't DIE every time you walk into a room? You bubble boys are the ones that need to get out of the gene pool."

Dude - shut up. Who ever said the cock boys were all fem bots? Christ - just because you're angry because you don't have the gay man's touch, does not mean that you have to group me with the stupid feminine automatons who formerly had descended balls, but those balls decided they were too embarassed so they ascended...

You're worst than the fucking dykes and trannies...

(The whole dyke and tranny thing was a joke, you'd have to be gay to understand... and if you don't - you're disconnected dude)

[Ian]

The car's actually a late 80s (Third Generation) Honda Accord hatchback.

[raj]

Re. "SirLanse", yes, I agree with you.

[raj]

Oops, I see the attribution appears *after* the comment. In that case, it's "Elmo" with which I'm agreeing. :)

[Alat]

Whats this about cock boys, dykes and trannies. I'm don't understand what you are saying, I think its supposed to be funny.

[ok]

"tudor" is a style of house as well. it's not completely out of the question that this sign isn't a typo ("*home* computer training and repair")

[Spork]

First pic is an obvious 'shop. Look thru the windshield. Yeah.

[Mac Newb]

The train one is obviously 'shopped.

[cameron]

I found this on digg, and one of the pictures looked really familiar... because I took it... and that was my flickr address attached to it.

The "This door is closed" picture. It's from the front door of a building in the diamond district in NYC.

[Nick B]

Hahah... I work at Circuit City. The $399 sale is great, and that definitely is a CC tag. I have several pics on my phone from my store like that.

[anglictina]

wow, i love it, very nice set of images

[NO!]

I don't think the reflection in the first image points to it being "shopped" as the image appears to overlay the seats, not be obstructed by them, meaning it is likely a reflection.

[Annie Martel]

Thanks for the laugh, Dugg!

[Manele]

i love the picture with the car in the front of the train :) very funny

[Popie]

I don't see the problem with the Creationist ones. At least we don't believe we are related to monkeys. If the world had been around for 4.5 billion years ( or however long) how come the volcanoes have not doubled the planet's size?

[Mike]

"I don't see the problem with the Creationist ones. At least we don't believe we are related to monkeys. If the world had been around for 4.5 billion years ( or however long) how come the volcanoes have not doubled the planet's size?"

We are related to monkeys, we have the same physical characterists, similar DNS structures, similar behaviors, etc. Humans are part of the kingdom Animalia, on the same branches as monkeys, chimps, and gorillas. Just because our brains developed differently does not seperate us from the rest of the living world.

Where exactly are you proposing that extra matter that is supposed to double the planet size is coming from? The earth is essentially a closed system (for the sake of this argument), there is no extra matter coming in to it to change its size. The lava that comes from volcanoes comes from the interior of the planet. As more land is created by volcanic activity, it forces the crust down just a little bit more, melting more rock, adding more molten rock to the interior which will later on be ejected from a volcano. It's not the exact terminology and all that but that's the basic mechanism.