1. You'd have left the work truck at home.
(Photo by Sara B. Jones).
2. You wouldn't have quit your day job.
(Photo by Ikes).
3. You'd look both ways before crossing.
(Photo by Christopher and Amy Cate Esposito).
4. You'd not add insult to injury.
(Photo by Sister72).
5. You'd use it.
(Photo by themaxsons).
The second picture is from the Creation Museum, where "[t[he Bible speaks for itself, [the] exhibit halls are gilded with truth [and the] gardens teem with the visible signs of life."
6. You'd turn him down.
(Photo by Jonnyups).
7. You'd smoke somewhere else.
(Photo by Frank Hui).
8. You'd realize that most others have one too.
(Photo by Meepocity).
9. You'd read the fine pri... uh, I mean, the print.
(Photo by Jezlyn26).
10. You'd not go to work hungry.
(Photo by Seth Tisue).
11. You'd hire a professional.
(Photo by Jeffrey Clement).