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February 03, 2008

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stewartallyn

I can guarantee that my daughter would not get near the door if a date wore one of those shirts.

Brian Carl

Right those are the t-shirts you wear when you are going to pick the girl up from her house. Might as well let her know how you feel ahead of time.

It's basically the man's version of the Everybody loves an *ethnicity* girl shirts

anon

ah, stew, you jokester

Eff

So... where can I find the girl versions of these tshirts? Aren't girls allowed to be raunchy too?

jake

maybe go for something a bit more subtle
http://www.threadless.com/product/667/Money_Shot

Bhaelfur

I saw one today that said: "Let's flip a coin. Heads, I get tail. Tails, I get head."

lucyjet

God grief; why is it that us women never get t-shirts like that. I think we oughta!

andy

hahah classic!

Jake

for those who met fat girls on craigslist:

http://kindofgreat.com/tees/fatgirl/index.html

Ramon

Its a shame I cant enjoy this with my buddies anymore.
The 3-4 guys who I used to go to strip joints all the time ALL have daughters now and dont go for this kind of humor as much as before.

But Ive got two boys, so Ill probably buy them one of those shirts!

How about, "Your little princess is my little whore."

Father Dearest

How about this one?http://www.digitalmilitia.com/threesome-shirt.php

cheyenne

My boys can swim, thats pretty mad...


BANG BANG SKEETSKEET NIGGAAAA!

Kirk

Isn't this why they used to issue shotguns at the hospital to the Dad's when they took their newborn daughters home? Do they still do that?

mike

I DID meet a fat girl on Craigslist!

(but haven't we all.)

aussiepro

Ass. The Other Vagina.

That's the best, hahaha

great post mate!

Spooner

Best one by far "I need a woman who can handle my load" it's very clever.

Greg

I saw other nasty shirts at Vulgaritees.com http://vulgaritees.com

River Styx

Go here you goddamn idiots:

http://rottencotton.com/shirts/crazy_ass/crazy_ass.htm

"Abortion Hanger"
"Skull Fuck"
"My kid raped your honor student"
"Dead girls dont say no"
"I fucked your daughter"
"I fuck nuns"
"Voyeur"
"Necrophiliac"
"Swallow?"

The list goes on. Those shirts on your site are tame.

Do more research, mmk?

pubed

cool! in for one! lol

Marina

This one's pretty funny that I found at this website.

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/santa/female

Zissou

so you don't want your daughter's boyfriend to wear shirts with shitty designs?

Justin Forney

I'm sure a father would love this one too:

http://www.digitalmilitia.com/threesome-shirt.php

irregular

Brilliant list, loved it, just what you need on a Monday morning to bring a wry smile to your face!

ronror

Anyone who would actually buy any of those tees is highly likely to be unable to attract females, yet alone bring them home to meet whatever bizarre virtual dad I'm supposed to be.

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