12 Consumer Product Oddities
1. Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers: stick 'em "onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think [they] go."
2. Snott Gorila Hair Styling Gel a/k/a moco de gorila "is THE product for all the most way-out hair styles that need GORILLA STRENGTH!"
3. Jockey's Sculptured Pouch...for your sculptured pouch.
4. Product names matter. For example:
Happy End Toilet Paper
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(Photo by Matthijs Rouw).
5. When you're talking food, product names really matter. Cómo se dice gag reflex?
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6. Cat Butt Gum features "8 peppermint pieces of 'Kiss My Ass' attitude per box."
7. Placenta Shampoo and Conditioner. Nummy.
8. Just what you've never wanted!
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9. More important than a product's name are of course a product's ingredients.
10. Riiiiiight.
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11. "If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!" Cue the Anti Monkey Butt Powder.
12. And, finally, Super Macho capsules are "dietary supplements [containing] bovine orchic - testicular - substance and Vitamin E in a base of wheat germ oil and other ingredients." Translation? They're bull semen pills.
(Photo by Vaguely Artistic).
I don't think anything, ANYTHING, will haunt my dreams more than "Clam Jerky".
Posted by: Snowboards | March 12, 2008 at 04:50 AM
Not even bull semen pills?
Posted by: troy | March 12, 2008 at 09:45 AM
I am probably going to be remembering that retard capsule for a long time.
.. and ... bull semen pills?
Posted by: Morghus | March 12, 2008 at 09:53 AM
Well.pretty much have my X-Mas shopping done now. The sheep, gum,jerky,capsules and of course the disposable gas neutrailizers!
Posted by: Bill | March 12, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Eeww... Pickle juice popsicles?? Talk about a nitch market!
Posted by: Bearotic.com | March 12, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Pocari Sweat is good stuff, but the Japanese beverage I miss most is Post Water, which "rapidly moistens your body and gently softens your soul."
Posted by: Greg Fishbone | March 12, 2008 at 11:14 AM
bull semen pills ... why get the pills when you can get it straight from the source ...
Posted by: clamtacular | March 13, 2008 at 02:04 PM
You can get monkey butt if you sit in front of your computer for too long. I have a whole closet full of Anti-Monkey Butt.
Posted by: Jim | March 13, 2008 at 02:12 PM
what about bitch spray? to get rid of bitches.
http://collegepork.com/node/1242
Posted by: jay | March 19, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Those bull semen capsules aren't suppositories, are they?
Posted by: Tattoofu | March 20, 2008 at 02:08 PM
Wha'ts even funnier, that much dextromethorphan *will* make me retarded for 8 hours...
Posted by: Frida | April 26, 2008 at 06:17 AM
I've grown up with Neese's Liver Pudding. It's actually really good. Certainly nothing to be categorized with Gorilla Snot!
Posted by: Defender the Great | May 13, 2008 at 08:44 AM