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March 19, 2008

Reading Between the Lines: Bumper Sticker Edition

1. It says:

Christian_girl
(Available here).

It means: I Fuck on the First Date.

2. It says:

Real_women_drive_trucks
(Available here).

It means: Bull Dyke Aboard

3. It says:

I_love_my_wife
(Available here).

It means: My Wife Has My Genitalia Under Lock and Key.

4. It says:

Pagan_voter
(Available here).

It means: Where's My Lithium?

5. It says:

Wwgd
(Available here).

It means: Virgin.

6. It says:

Abomination
(Available here).

It means: I Wear Women's Underwear.

7. It says:

Not_gay
(Available here).

It means: I'm Not Gay...My Butthole Is.

8. It says:

The_path
(Available here).

It means: I Am so Fucking Lost.

9. It says:

These_colors_dont_run
(Available here).

It means: Yeeeehaaaawww!!

10. It says:

Jesus_was_a_pacifist
(Available here).

It means: I've Never Read the Bible.

11. It says:

Chocolate
(Available here).

It means: I Throw Up.

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Comments

Those were great! LOL

http://www.bestsnippets.com

hahaha I like the 1st 6 especially. Those are great.

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