Ubiquitous [-adj. being everywhere] Jesus

There's no escape.

1. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten ... high back armchair.

(Photo by AslanSRB).

2. "Because no matter what you do in life, [Jesus] takes Visa."

(Photo by lobsterstuffedwithtacos).

3. Blessed are the balloon artists ...

(Photo by DiscoWeasel).

4. Touchdown Jesus?

Available for purchase here and here.

5. Give me the Virgin Mary grilled cheese any day.

The dog? Angus MacDougall, a three-year-old terrier mix.

6. To cleanse your sins...and your b.o.

(Photo by  PJ Chmiel).

7. Three words: sick and wrong.