There's no escape.
1. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten ... high back armchair.
(Photo by AslanSRB).
2. "Because no matter what you do in life, [Jesus] takes Visa."
(Photo by lobsterstuffedwithtacos).
Continue reading "Ubiquitous [-adj. being everywhere] Jesus" »
According to Entrepreneur.com, "[n]aming a business is a lot like laying the cornerstone of a building. Once it's in place, the entire foundation and structure is aligned to that original stone."
For example, Smucker's, famous for its jams and jellies, skillfully capitalized on its unusual name with the slogan, "With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good."
The jury's out, though, on the following establishments:
1. Yeah, it's a liquor store; we get it. The modern day connotation is difficult, at least for our juvenile minds, to get past, however.
(Photo by bartendermagic.com).
2. Bubba, you're not running a bait shop. You have a last name. Use it.
(Photo by Alex Cockroach).
Continue reading "With a Name Like That, It Damn Well Better Be Good" »
Not just a whole, new meaning but a much more socially acceptable and far less nauseating connotation also.
(Photo by Jim Bowers).
(Photo by Paul D. Carey).
Like another favorite photo, these images were also taken at the Burning Man annual event. Wikipedia has more here.
It's said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and for purposes of this feature, in all our puerility, we're the beholders. We present then nine weird public art displays/exhibits that, in our lowly opinion, surprisingly don't suck.
1. Jane Alexander's Butcher Boys. Good for a nightmare or two.
(Photo by barbie in spyland).
2. Luckily for fans of the movie Alien, HR Giger had issues. From the HR Giger Museum in Gruyères, Switzerland:
(Photo by Republicanito).
According to the Museum: "It was Giger’s popular art book, Necronomicon, that caught the eye of director Ridley Scott as he was searching for the right look for a creature in his upcoming film. That creature, of course, turned out to be the Alien, and Giger’s masterful designs for the film of the same name garnered him a much-deserved Academy Award."
Continue reading "9 Weird Public Art Displays That Surprisingly Don't Suck" »
stu·pid [stoo-pid, styoo-] –adjective
1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question.
Stupidity is of course right up our alley; and, as they say, "It takes one to know one." Hence:
1. Anna, here's a tip: go back and finish the 6th grade.
(Photo by py0tr3).
2. Why?
(Photo by aperrypic).
We're all for freedom of speech but, just a guess, the following exercise thereof was probably not what the Founding Fathers had in mind.
(Photo by cheeseloaf).
Apparently the photographer's neighbor went a little haywire, which resulted in "a constantly escalating yard-art battle." The larger image is here.
1. The Rastafarians have a way with words.
(Photo by anthonyturducken).
2. Of course the Lutherans are more staid about matters.
(Photo by .ian).
Continue reading "10 Fascinatingly Atypical 'Curb Your Dog' Signs" »
(Photo by amayzun).
Jenny Holzer is an American artist whose main focus "is the use of words and ideas in [a] public space." Above is a compilation of her Truisms.
She's got a way with words.
1. Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers: stick 'em "onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think [they] go."
2. Snott Gorila Hair Styling Gel a/k/a moco de gorila "is THE product for all the most way-out hair styles that need GORILLA STRENGTH!"
(Photo by redteam).
(Note: The image was shot at one of the Burning Man annual events. Wikipedia has more here.)
1. Crate & Barrel this is not.
(Photo by Gareth Hacking).Chairman Mao by Gerald Scarfe.
2. Form-fitting, yes, but one wrong shift and ooft.
Continue reading "Be Seated? 12 Chairs You May Wish You Had Never Seen" »
(Photo by kitsune tsuki)
(Photo by Mike Osswald).
Parents, here's a suggestion: stick with Chuck E. Cheese.
Leonardo da Vinci he is not.
(Photo by Furyk).
1. You'd have left the work truck at home.
(Photo by Sara B. Jones).
2. You wouldn't have quit your day job.
(Photo by Ikes).
1. Cabbage Patch Dolls for the juvenile delinquent.
(Photo by Abra Frankel).
2. Gives a whole, new meaning to the phrase One Stop Shopping.
(Photo by Kim Ripley).
Continue reading ""As I Was Walking Down the Street [Another] Day..."" »
Forget Mighty Mouse, it's Bibleman!
(Photo by Frozenmeat).
Who's Bibleman? He's a "human transformed by the Word of God." Duh.
Bibleman, his "faithful sidekick Cypher" and Biblegirl are available as action figures and can be seen on DVD in such classics as Tuning Out the Unholy Hero, Breaking the Bonds of Disobedience and Conquering the Wrath of Rage.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
We had so much fun with the first set of bathroom wall humor that we thought we post a couple more, to wit:
1. No wiser words have ever been spoken.
(Photo by Jennifer Joyce).
2. In the same vein as, "Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head."
(Photo by Sarah Glidden).
1. "Don't hate me because I am beautiful. Hate me because I did your Dad."
(Photo by Ed Hoover).
2. Tony Robbins channels Hervé Villechaize.
(Photo by Knightwise).
Continue reading "'And the Words of the Prophets Were Written on the Bathroom Stalls'" »
Dictionary.com defines overkill as "an excess of what is required or suitable, as because of zeal or misjudgment." We prefer a more visual definition, though.
To that end, overkill is...
1. Threatening to kill anyone who hits a dog YOU let run into the street.
(Photo by Sammo371).
2. Having eight doorbells when it appears no one's visiting anyway.
(Photo by dM.nyc).
Continue reading "OVERKILL [oh-ver-kil] a Pictorial Definition" »
It's hard to forget Seth Brundle's transformation in the movie The Fly. Cross a fly with a human and sim sim salabim Brundlefly. We've taken the idea a moronic step further, to wit:
1. Who do you get when you cross Seinfeld's Lt. Bookman, Bob Marley and Marilu Henner?
God help us.
(Photo by Omsel A).
2. Elton John, Amy Winehouse and Michael Kinsley?
It's showtime!
(Photo by Sea Turtle).
1. Who says you need snow or water to ski!
(Photo by Katie Weilbacher).
2. Grandpa is armed and dangerous.
(Photo by Tread).
Continue reading "You've Probably Crossed the Mason-Dixon Line When..." »
You hope you never see a sphincter...
1. Anywhere you'd eat.
That didn't deter, however, artist Atelier Van Lieshout from creating the the Bar Rectum, which "takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus...The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit."
Yummy.
2. Anywhere you keep your lipstick.
The larger image is even more unsettling.
(Photograph taken by The Kozy Shack).
Continue reading "7 Places You Hope You Never See a...Sphincter?" »
DONT EVING THANK OFF what?
What do you get when you cross Barbara Eden, RuPaul and Patrick Stewart?
An effing mess, that's what.
The mounted antlers and SQURIL and RABIT menu items really seal the deal. For a closer view, click here.
God, please, shoot both of my eyes out.
"Auntie Em?"
"We represent the Lollipop Kids..."
1. Parents, for the budding serial-killer in your brood, it's 'My Little Victims' and features 'realistic dismemberment action.'
2. In tribute to legendary tenor and 'Killer Queen,' it's the Freddie Mercury action figure. (Gay bathhouse sold separately.)
Continue reading "12 Action Figures for the Deviate Who Has Everything" »
"Show me your cemeteries, and I will tell you what kind of people you have." --Benjamin Franklin
1. Either Mr. Green was a real comedian or just an as$h*le.
2. The White family seemed truly grieved to lose their Raymond.
Continue reading "16 Headstones That Make You Go Hmmmm..." »
Bail Set at $90,000; Lawyer Expects No Contest Plea as Early as Friday
Which explains our interest in them.
1. So disturbed, yet so...disturbed.
2. Much funnier than "Saudi Arabia Loves Your Gas Guzzler"
Continue reading "Bumper Stickers Only an Infantile Boob Could Love" »
Pucker factor is high, folks. P.S. Don't forget to turn up the sound on your computer.
1. "Oh, there's roof. Roof!"
2. Whether you call it a twister, a dust-devil or a tornado, get 'out the way!'
Continue reading "8 Most Harrowing Tornado Encounters Ever Caught on Tape" »
1. This is the most unappetizing food label ever printed.
The close-up is even more disturbing. From Kostelecké Uzeniny.
2. He 'brakes for cycles.' Behold Vinnie's Tampon Case
Either the 'City Fathers' where the following streets are located are imbeciles or they have a great sense of humor; possibly a little of both.
And, yes, ALL of the street names are real. Google Maps links are provided for each.
2. TitMan Road
Continue reading ""WHERE you wish THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME..."" »
"And for today's field trip, children, we will be visiting the Captain Frenzals Fishing Mewzeum..."
1. There's what in the where?!
2. "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train..."
Presenting TheMishMash.com's SHALLOW MAN'S GUIDE TO THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES!
We begin with the Republicans; next week it's the Democrats.
Thompson's a former actor with a smoking-hot wife. Loved him in Die Hard 2. Played a lot of governmental-ish roles so obviously has the experience to be president. May have been a lawyer or a senator once? Fancies himself just a good 'ole boy from Tennessee but was 'caught with his pants down' when seen at the Iowa State Fair in Gucci loafers.
2. John McCain
A real pistol. Was a POW in Vietnam. Held at the Hanoi Hilton for several years. Tortured and beat. Regularly referred to his captors as gooks--can you really blame him?--but took quite a bit of heat for it. Has an adopted daughter from Bangladesh so is racially very cool. Tough as nails, no-bullshit kind of guy, who may not know though when to stop talking.
Continue reading "Shallow Man's Guide to the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidates" »
Technoviking has been making the Internet rounds lately. Who's Technoviking, you ask?
According to break.com, Technoviking is "the Pied Piper of drugged up ecstasy e-tards. Remember, Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!"
Can't add much more. Just watch; it's fascinating. We love the Internet.
Apparently Technoviking was filmed at Berlin's FuckParade, which, according to Wikipedia, "is a techno demonstration [that] as of 2005...has occurred every year since 1997, in July or August. It developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialisation of Love Parade."
Yeah, it's the squeaky wheel that gets the oil, but, hey, genius, who's that on the bike?
Meet professional bodybuilder Dayana Cadeau, who placed 2nd in this year's Ms. Olympia in Las Vegas. We're sure she's an incredibly hard-working and motivated young lady and of course don't know whether she uses performance-enhancing drugs, but...
Confederate Flag? Check. Redneck bumper sticker? Check. Custom wooden truck bed? Check. Recent chalk handprints on ass and chest? Check.
Some of us can be very good spellers if we choose it.
Continue reading "A Redneck Photomontage: The Glorious Absence of Sophistication" »
Halloween approaches and 'tis the season for, well, see for yourself:
1. Pie Shorts
2. 'Child Mac Daddy Suit With Hat'
Continue reading "10 Halloween Costumes That Are Just Sick and Wrong" »
From truck-nuts.com and available in many colors, including:
Also available: Nuts of Steel and Shiny Brass Balls.
Again, our new 'Dolt of the Day' feature finds our team of expert editors sorting through flickr.com's vast database of images and finding that one, special boob who merits the 'Dolt of the Day' ("DOTD") moniker.
Sunday's DOTD is an especially moronic individual. Meet 'Asshole with Dick in Tailpipe':
Seriously, could he be any dumber?
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Who doesn't like a funny story about poop every now and then? From poopreport.com hall-of-famer The Mastercrapper comes:
"It probably was the filthiest bathroom I've ever seen, but I just squatted down to let loose. I knew I had to spread my legs wide to let out the Master, so I stepped out of one leg of my khakis, even though the cuffs dragged in the filthy water on the grimy tiles. And then, with a grumble and a roar, the Master arrived..."
