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Hallowed Be Thy Name?

Depends who you ask. For example:

1. Is there anything he CAN'T do?

(Photo by Clyde Robinson).

2. Considering the whole 'risen from the dead' thing, it would certainly follow.

(Photo by Jacob Davies).

Be Seated? 12 Chairs You May Wish You Had Never Seen

1. Crate & Barrel this is not.

(Photo by Gareth Hacking).

Chairman Mao by Gerald Scarfe.

2. Form-fitting, yes, but one wrong shift and ooft.

11 Neighbors from Hell

Thank god for zoning laws, covenants and deed restrictions.

1. So that's where the bodies are buried.

(Photo by DistortedSmile).

The full-size image is even scarier.

2. Is it a pool or a baptistry?

(Photo by Digital_Freak).

A Rose by Any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet?

Shakespeare wrote: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." Whether you agree depends on many factors. For example:

1. Meet Virginia ob-gyn Dr. Harry Beaver.

2. God help former Detroit Tiger Rusty Kuntz.

Unquestionably the Oddest, Most Objectionable Band Name Ever

Which of course goes nicely with the rest of what we regularly serve at TheMishMash.com.

(Photo by Bill Hector Weye).

You can learn more about My Baby Wants to Eat Your Pussy here and here.

15 T-Shirts You'd Hate to See on Your Daughter's Boyfriend

1. "I like long walks on the beach...after anal."

Available for purchase here.

2. "The Impregnator"

Available for purchase here.

Quintessential Renaissance Man?

Leonardo da Vinci he is not.

(Photo by Furyk).

Single, Most Compelling Reason NOT to Vote for Mike Huckabee

Yeah, it's over the top (below), but Huckabee's recent comments raised my pucker factor to near record levels.

P.S. Yes, it's fake; it's a P.A.R.O.D.Y.

11 Telltale Signs Your New Girlfriend May Be a Restraining Order Waiting to Happen

1. She looks into your eyes and says, "No one has ever made me feel quite the way you do." From across the ordering counter you respond, "Thanks. I'll have a venti machiatto, extra shot please."

(Photo by Kat Kirk).

2. While leaving the movie theater you hear someone shout, "150 yards Goddamnit! 150 yards!" To your surprise she screams back, "Inadvertent contact, Bill! Inadvertent!"

3. Before you’re even home from your first date, she's left four voice mails, sent two text messages and called your best friend to ask where you're at.

(Photo by Francisca Ulloa).

OVERKILL [oh-ver-kil] a Pictorial Definition

Dictionary.com defines overkill as "an excess of what is required or suitable, as because of zeal or misjudgment." We prefer a more visual definition, though.

To that end, overkill is...

1. Threatening to kill anyone who hits a dog YOU let run into the street.

(Photo by Sammo371).

2. Having eight doorbells when it appears no one's visiting anyway.

(Photo by dM.nyc).

11 Toilets from Hell

1. His and her bathrobes? Sure. His and her bowel movements? Pass.

2. When nature calls it's not always according to 'schedule'.

(Photo by Brenda Anderson).

7 Places You Hope You Never See a...Sphincter?

You hope you never see a sphincter...

1. Anywhere you'd eat.

That didn't deter, however, artist Atelier Van Lieshout from creating the the Bar Rectum, which "takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus...The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit."

Yummy.

2. Anywhere you keep your lipstick.

The larger image is even more unsettling.

(Photograph taken by The Kozy Shack).

He's Got Eyes in the Back of His Head...Literally

Hard to tell whether this guy's coming or going.

(Photo courtesy of PJ Chmiel of pjchmiel.com.)

No Wonder Some Animals Eat Their Own Young

Raising kids, though difficult, is incredibly rewarding. Difficult how, you ask? Let us show you the ways.

1. Today must must have been Dad's day to babysit.

2. Let's hope he doesn't use the bathtub as a toilet.

[Please Don't] Send in the Clowns: 11 Clowns You Hope Never Work Your Child's Birthday Party

1. "This is my part-time gig, just until the Dead get back together. By the way, any of you kids got a J?"

2. "Hi. I'm Giggles, and I'm an alcoholic."

12 Action Figures for the Deviate Who Has Everything

1. Parents, for the budding serial-killer in your brood, it's 'My Little Victims' and features 'realistic dismemberment action.'

2. In tribute to legendary tenor and 'Killer Queen,' it's the Freddie Mercury action figure. (Gay bathhouse sold separately.)

Masterful ‘No Trespass’ Sign

Lighten up, Francis.

8 Most Harrowing Tornado Encounters Ever Caught on Tape

Pucker factor is high, folks. P.S. Don't forget to turn up the sound on your computer.

1. "Oh, there's roof. Roof!"

2. Whether you call it a twister, a dust-devil or a tornado, get 'out the way!'

And You Thought Pinhead From Hellraiser Looked Scary...

The whole 'White Pride' tattooed eyebrow thing is a bit unnerving also.

9 'Signs' You Need a Shrink

1. There's what in the where?!

2. "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train..."

Bonus Dolt of the Day: the Bush Administration

Hey, we try to be as apolitical as possible here at TheMishMash.com, but, really, how asinine.

Apparently someone from within the Bush Administration leaked to reporters--before al-Qaeda itself intended to officially release it--bin Laden's September 2007 video. According to the Washington Post, the "premature disclosure tipped al-Qaeda to a security breach and destroyed a years-long surveillance operation...used to intercept and pass along secret messages, videos and advance warnings of suicide bombings from the terrorist group's communications network."

Me Tarzan, you Jane. No, wait, you Tarzan, me...

Meet professional bodybuilder Dayana Cadeau, who placed 2nd in this year's Ms. Olympia in Las Vegas. We're sure she's an incredibly hard-working and motivated young lady and of course don't know whether she uses performance-enhancing drugs, but...

Steroids do not do a body good.

Sunday's Dolt of the Day: 'Asshole with Dick in Tailpipe'

Again, our new 'Dolt of the Day' feature finds our team of expert editors sorting through flickr.com's vast database of images and finding that one, special boob who merits the 'Dolt of the Day' ("DOTD") moniker.

Sunday's DOTD is an especially moronic individual. Meet 'Asshole with Dick in Tailpipe':

Single, Most Embarrassing Video Moment Ever Captured

You can't take her anywhere:

No Joke: Construction of Spaceport America Begins 2008

The world's first commercial spaceport, which will be located in New Mexico, begins in 2008. Holy crap.

A newly released design rendering:

According to the New Mexico Spaceport Authority (NMSA) and Virgin Galactic:

"A team of U.S. and British architects and designers, accompanied by officials from the New Mexico Spaceport Authority (NMSA) and Virgin Galactic, [unveiled] the design renderings of Spaceport America at a press conference...in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Construction on the 100,000 square-foot hangar and terminal facility is scheduled to begin in 2008."

Initial ticket prices are $200,000 apiece. Is that all?

One Hell of an IED Blast; Appears No One Hurt

This is the kind of shit our troops live with regularly. Too close for comfort.

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