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Reading Between the Lines: Bumper Sticker Edition

1. It says:

(Available here).

It means: I Fuck on the First Date.

2. It says:

(Available here).

It means: Bull Dyke Aboard

Religious Zealots Say the Darndest Things

They say...

1. That Hell is just beneath you, less than twenty miles away.

(Photo by Martin Sharman).

According to Pastor James Melton "the sphere of Hell is a round, hollowed-out place in the Earth's core...Scientists say that the Earth's outer crust is less than twenty miles thick, and that beyond that point, there [is] ... a lake of fire. [At] this very moment your eternal soul may be less than twenty miles from the burning fires of Hell!"

Pastor Melton's not alone. According to Dial-the-Truth Ministries, hell is unquestionably inside of the Earth. "The great pit [of] hell would only need to be about 100 miles or less in diameter to contain, with much room to spare, all the forty billion or so people who have ever lived, assuming their spiritual bodies are the same size as their physical bodies."

2. That the earth is stationary; the universe in fact orbits the Earth.

(Photo by NASA).

According to the Fair Education Foundation, the universe, "the stars, every 23 hours and 56 minutes...go around a stationary Earth."

The Association for Biblical Astronomy believes similarly.

8 Most Harrowing Tornado Encounters Ever Caught on Tape

Pucker factor is high, folks. P.S. Don't forget to turn up the sound on your computer.

1. "Oh, there's roof. Roof!"

2. Whether you call it a twister, a dust-devil or a tornado, get 'out the way!'

No Joke: Construction of Spaceport America Begins 2008

The world's first commercial spaceport, which will be located in New Mexico, begins in 2008. Holy crap.

A newly released design rendering:

According to the New Mexico Spaceport Authority (NMSA) and Virgin Galactic:

"A team of U.S. and British architects and designers, accompanied by officials from the New Mexico Spaceport Authority (NMSA) and Virgin Galactic, [unveiled] the design renderings of Spaceport America at a press conference...in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Construction on the 100,000 square-foot hangar and terminal facility is scheduled to begin in 2008."

Initial ticket prices are $200,000 apiece. Is that all?

NASA Is Hiring Astronauts

According to nasa.gov, NASA is now taking applications for its 2009 astronaut class:

"America needs YOU at the frontiers of space and technology!

NASA is now accepting applications for its 2009 astronaut class. The agency is looking for a few men and women who want to fulfill their dreams and be a part of the next generation of explorers.

The open positions are for astronaut candidates to train for tours of duty on the International Space Station, the largest human spacecraft ever built..."