From Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Facts:
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Chuck Norris does not have hair on his testicles because hair does not grow on steel.
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.
