1. This is the most unappetizing food label ever printed.
The close-up is even more disturbing. From Kostelecké Uzeniny.
2. He 'brakes for cycles.' Behold Vinnie's Tampon Case
Sounds scrumptious.
Stick a breast on your nose, your fingers, wherever!
5. Pork Brains with Milk Gravy
Can we throw up now?
Yeah, we get the analogy; it's a little disturbing, but we get it.
The cold medicine of the beast.
We're sure the pickle juice is beneficial, but how about a name that doesn't trigger the gag reflex, like 'Green Monster' or 'Sport Juice'?
According to the manufacturer, "[b]ecause of gravity, facial lines and your mouth can become flaccid. This product helps to reduce facial lines and visible signs of aging around the mouth."
10. Spotted Dick Microwavable Sponge Pudding
Venereal disease in a can!
11. Rap Snacks Potato Chips
12. Fat Lips Party Joke from Tokyu Hands
Wrong on so many levels.
lol, I love it
Posted by: kidsolo | October 28, 2007 at 05:52 PM
I have both the rap snacks and the pork brains in a box in my closet!
Posted by: Ryan Stoker | October 28, 2007 at 08:56 PM
The Kostelecké Uzeniny can is utterly disgusting and the pork brains made me lose my appetite. That's what I get for reading "12 Products from Hell" before dinner.
Posted by: Rehoboth Beach Realtor | October 28, 2007 at 09:18 PM
A million dollar prize to anyone who has the "Mr. Brains Pork Faggots"
Posted by: meh | October 28, 2007 at 09:18 PM
You can buy pork faggots in CoOp in the UK. Here's a review of them!
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/mr-brains-2-faggots-in-rich-sauce/1013985/
Posted by: Jambies | October 28, 2007 at 09:30 PM
The sell Mr Brains Pork Faggots at morrisons in England, i noticed them a few days ago and Lol'd
Posted by: Scorps111 | October 28, 2007 at 09:31 PM
Spotted Dick is quite tasty. It was named that long before you got your unfortunate condition :)
Posted by: Spotted Dick | October 28, 2007 at 09:54 PM
I'd like to know what spotted dick is but I am afraid to google it...
Posted by: john | October 28, 2007 at 10:11 PM
Spotted Dick is a traditional English pudding (dessert for you yanks). Entertaining name, yes, but less hellish than "fanny packs".
Posted by: Si | October 28, 2007 at 10:40 PM
Spotted dick is great. Really.
Posted by: The World's Smartest Man | October 28, 2007 at 11:36 PM
Touche John. Fanny packs, that was the biggest mistake ever.
Posted by: Douche McGee | October 28, 2007 at 11:37 PM
I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !
Posted by: FPM | October 28, 2007 at 11:49 PM
I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !
Posted by: FPM | October 28, 2007 at 11:50 PM
Missed was the Cock Flavoured Soup, check it out here: http://www.johnwise.com/index.cfm?mode=entry&entry=BLEN_06013015173268_4PC2E
Posted by: JW | October 28, 2007 at 11:55 PM
The fake breasts is cool because they give you a a odd number. Uni-breast fun!
Posted by: blackice | October 29, 2007 at 12:23 AM
Spotted dick isn't that bad, although those faggots looked pretty unappetising...
Oh yeah, and that facial flex thing is even weirder in action (for those sceptics who think these are fake!).
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=81tCp2IjlxU
Posted by: Ben | October 29, 2007 at 04:30 AM
Kraft cheesy pasta formerly Kraft cheese dinner should be included in the above...on sale in Summerfields for the brave...
Posted by: Hugh E Torrance | October 29, 2007 at 04:44 AM
Mr Brain's Portk Faggots are actually incredibly nice. They are a very popular dish in the UK amongst older people. All they are is ofal reconstituted into, well, balls. I have a few boxes of them in my freezer!
Posted by: Aaron | October 29, 2007 at 04:49 AM
11 products from hell + spotted dick. Yum.
Posted by: csrster | October 29, 2007 at 04:50 AM
Spotted Dick is just the best on a cold day served with warm vanilla custard.
(Its basically a steamed sponge pudding with raisens in it.)
If you get the chance try it!
Posted by: SevereCircle | October 29, 2007 at 05:10 AM
Funny - but also sad a bit... The logo of the "Kostelecke uzeniny" (Kostelec Sausages) is almost hundred years old - see http://www.kosteleckeuzeniny.cz - it's originated in a golden age of the gentlemanship and I'm pretty sure at those times nobody was disgusted with it at all. The only emotion sent by the picture used to be "Yum!". I'm affraid not the logo, but the people went wrong since 1917...
YES, of course it's funny and unappetizing, I meet this logo often. But, it's the heritage, too. And btw, these sausages are really yummy. ;)))
Posted by: Pixy | October 29, 2007 at 05:27 AM
Hey, I've used those super big boy condoms! They are black.
Posted by: ted | October 29, 2007 at 06:40 AM
Faggots are actually really tasty.
My mum got us some when I was younger, but due to the packaging, I completely refused to eat them because I thought they were made of *actual* brains.
Anyway... she made me stay at the table until I had at least tasted one and it was nice - tastes really meaty!
I've been eating them ever since.
Posted by: andyk | October 29, 2007 at 07:43 AM
Hey I have brains Faggots in my freezer they are the greatest, infact we are having faggots for tea tonight my kids love them! faggots peas roast spuds and carrots yummy.
Posted by: woo | October 29, 2007 at 07:54 AM
Haha.
Posted by: Josiah Pugh | October 29, 2007 at 07:55 AM