1. "Don't hate me because I am beautiful. Hate me because I did your Dad."
(Photo by Ed Hoover).
2. Tony Robbins channels Hervé Villechaize.
(Photo by Knightwise).
3. Too much information.
(Photo by Mark Perman).
4. Even scientists deface bathroom walls.
(Photo by Houston Marsh).
5. If toilet bowls could speak:
(Photo by Dan Means).
6. I'm gonna throw up now.
(Photo by Shawn Murphy).
7. Step One: We admitted we were powerless over alcohol.
(Photo by Craig Wood).
8. That damned Stephen Hawking; what did we tell you about scientists?
(Photo by Natalie Price).
9. Is he bragging or complaining?
(Photo by The Chrysanthemum).
10. Ya don't say?
(Photo by Charlie Inman).
11. You asked for it.
(Photo by Alpha Omega).
12. Little Richard did call himself the 'Bronze Liberace'.
(Photo by Andrew Meager).
sadly, that looks like my high school bathroom
Posted by: sir jorge | January 11, 2008 at 04:25 PM
yeah always... http://www.funnyvideo.mactanque.com
Posted by: Jorge | January 12, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Seen in a mens stall somewhere. "Beware of the gay limbo dancer"
Posted by: Anon | January 12, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Seen in a gas station mens room: "Looking for a joke? Look down, the joke is in your hand!"
Posted by: Jake | January 12, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Written in the grout between the tile at eye level over a urinal.
"grout cho marks"
aka groucho marx
clever eh ??
Posted by: albert | January 12, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Seen in space between tiles also
The Grout Gatsby
Grout Expectations
Posted by: gwar | January 12, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Seen in Juneau, Alaska:
"I f_cked your mom"
...followed by:
-"Go home Dad, Youre drunk!"
Posted by: | January 12, 2008 at 01:45 PM
Seen at York University, Toronto, c. 1981: Save Soviet Jews. Win valuable prizes.
Posted by: Anon | January 12, 2008 at 01:55 PM
hahaha the second is terrific!!
Look at this: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331213
Posted by: Coto | January 12, 2008 at 03:41 PM
"Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit but only farted" seen in every hs bathroom I was ever in
Posted by: Andrew | January 12, 2008 at 07:52 PM
"if you sprinkle when you tinkle, BE a sweetie whipe the seatie" somewere when i was lil and never forgot it..
Posted by: kristen | January 12, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Good Gawd, wahwah what if you are a dwarf? http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331805
Posted by: diggers | January 13, 2008 at 12:08 AM
people who write on restroom walls
roll their shit into little balls
those who read our words of wit
eat those little balls of shit
Posted by: anon | January 13, 2008 at 12:24 AM
beway of the gay limbo dancer
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331652
Posted by: estefi | January 13, 2008 at 07:37 AM
This is very beautiful and very interesting
http://www.spyvip.de.vu/
Posted by: Gina Ginel | January 13, 2008 at 10:55 AM
You gotta see this one a friend sent me from a bar bathroom:
http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2008/01/customer-satisfaction.html
Good sense of humor? or bitter parent?
-Steve D. (lazycomic.blogspot.com)
Posted by: Steve D. | January 13, 2008 at 05:53 PM
Do you like my picture?
Posted by: Ojitos | January 13, 2008 at 08:49 PM
Free Tibet! with the purchase of regular size tibet
Posted by: sara | January 13, 2008 at 10:33 PM
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Posted by: hello there | January 14, 2008 at 01:26 AM
This is the best of Humor
Posted by: James | January 14, 2008 at 02:30 AM
A Finnish All Time Classic: "Lapsikin osaa kusta lattialla, ole sankari, paskanna kattoon." -> "Even a kid can pee on the floor, be a hero, take a dumb to the ceiling."
Posted by: Ilkki | January 14, 2008 at 03:11 PM
ha ha... LOl.. enjoyed.. what else to say to things as this :)
Posted by: Editor, The SciTech Journal | January 15, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Saw this in a friends' mom's bathroom on the back of the toilet:
We aim to please.
You aim too, please!
Posted by: StAsH | January 16, 2008 at 07:56 AM
I have always loved the original. "Here I sit brokenhearted, tried to sh**, but only farted." Ohhhh, what a classic!
Posted by: sinbad | January 16, 2008 at 03:05 PM
Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Came to shit,
But only farted.
Posted by: Ninya | January 16, 2008 at 09:32 PM