1. You'd have left the work truck at home.
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(Photo by Sara B. Jones).
2. You wouldn't have quit your day job.
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(Photo by Ikes).
3. You'd look both ways before crossing.
(Photo by Christopher and Amy Cate Esposito).
4. You'd not add insult to injury.
(Photo by Sister72).
5. You'd use it.
(Photo by themaxsons).
The second picture is from the Creation Museum, where "[t[he Bible speaks for itself, [the] exhibit halls are gilded with truth [and the] gardens teem with the visible signs of life."
6. You'd turn him down.
(Photo by Jonnyups).
7. You'd smoke somewhere else.
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(Photo by Frank Hui).
8. You'd realize that most others have one too.
(Photo by Meepocity).
9. You'd read the fine pri... uh, I mean, the print.
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(Photo by Jezlyn26).
10. You'd not go to work hungry.
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(Photo by Seth Tisue).
11. You'd hire a professional.
(Photo by Jeffrey Clement).
the 'computer tudor' one was supposed to be a 'clever' play on words i think... tudor is a type of house, and they are a home computer training & repair company. they probably thought it was witty, most people probably think it's dumb if they get it.
Posted by: steph | January 30, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Or indeed, "Computer Tudor" was owned by this person:
http://www.linkedin.com/in/joannetudor
and was named after her.
Posted by: Dr_LHA | January 30, 2008 at 03:12 PM
Thanks for the laugh!
I'm especially amazed by the $0 discount! They must've been feeling really generous that day! ;-)
Dom
Posted by: Dom | January 30, 2008 at 03:29 PM
Maybe the computer repair guy's last name is Tudor. Just a guess.
Posted by: Michelle | January 30, 2008 at 04:23 PM
11 is not a case of hiring a professional, but getting a proper ladder to lean against the roof. I hope that guy hadn't had kids, because if he died he'd be a Darwin Award.
Besides, is there such a thing as a professional Christmas light hanger?
Posted by: UncleFunk | January 30, 2008 at 04:26 PM
Tudor is a family name of a line of English kings. It could be his last name as well.
Posted by: SirLanse | January 30, 2008 at 04:31 PM
"I hope that guy hadn't had kids, because if he died he'd be a Darwin Award."
DIED? He's 4 feet off the ground, ferchrissakes.
And all the weight is on the front rungs, the bucket is just stopping the ladder from falling. He's perfectly safe.
WTF is with you limp-wristed pansies that can't live without having padded corners on every nearby object so you don't DIE every time you walk into a room? You bubble boys are the ones that need to get out of the gene pool.
Posted by: Elmo | January 30, 2008 at 04:57 PM
No train can stop the AE86
Posted by: AE86 | January 30, 2008 at 05:02 PM
Love it. Dugg!
Posted by: Jackola | January 30, 2008 at 05:13 PM
"WTF is with you limp-wristed pansies that can't live without having padded corners on every nearby object so you don't DIE every time you walk into a room? You bubble boys are the ones that need to get out of the gene pool."
Dude - shut up. Who ever said the cock boys were all fem bots? Christ - just because you're angry because you don't have the gay man's touch, does not mean that you have to group me with the stupid feminine automatons who formerly had descended balls, but those balls decided they were too embarassed so they ascended...
You're worst than the fucking dykes and trannies...
(The whole dyke and tranny thing was a joke, you'd have to be gay to understand... and if you don't - you're disconnected dude)
Posted by: Azul | January 30, 2008 at 05:17 PM
The car's actually a late 80s (Third Generation) Honda Accord hatchback.
Posted by: Ian | January 30, 2008 at 05:20 PM
Re. "SirLanse", yes, I agree with you.
Posted by: raj | January 30, 2008 at 05:40 PM
Oops, I see the attribution appears *after* the comment. In that case, it's "Elmo" with which I'm agreeing. :)
Posted by: raj | January 30, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Whats this about cock boys, dykes and trannies. I'm don't understand what you are saying, I think its supposed to be funny.
Posted by: Alat | January 30, 2008 at 05:44 PM
"tudor" is a style of house as well. it's not completely out of the question that this sign isn't a typo ("*home* computer training and repair")
Posted by: ok | January 30, 2008 at 06:11 PM
First pic is an obvious 'shop. Look thru the windshield. Yeah.
Posted by: Spork | January 30, 2008 at 06:19 PM
The train one is obviously 'shopped.
Posted by: Mac Newb | January 30, 2008 at 06:31 PM
I found this on digg, and one of the pictures looked really familiar... because I took it... and that was my flickr address attached to it.
The "This door is closed" picture. It's from the front door of a building in the diamond district in NYC.
Posted by: cameron | January 30, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Hahah... I work at Circuit City. The $399 sale is great, and that definitely is a CC tag. I have several pics on my phone from my store like that.
Posted by: Nick B | January 30, 2008 at 09:34 PM
wow, i love it, very nice set of images
Posted by: anglictina | January 31, 2008 at 03:52 AM
I don't think the reflection in the first image points to it being "shopped" as the image appears to overlay the seats, not be obstructed by them, meaning it is likely a reflection.
Posted by: NO! | January 31, 2008 at 03:10 PM
Yeah, the first one is shopped. The whole reflection arguement fails since it doesn't overlay the whole of the cab and is clearly just what is visible from through the windshield.
Also, this list isnt that funny. I have no idea why it got so many diggs. Its a shame that my source of news is getting over run by things like bad lists and OLD internet memes.
Posted by: Robert | January 31, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Thanks for the laugh, Dugg!
Posted by: Annie Martel | February 02, 2008 at 05:05 PM
i love the picture with the car in the front of the train :) very funny
Posted by: Manele | February 04, 2008 at 09:21 AM
I don't see the problem with the Creationist ones. At least we don't believe we are related to monkeys. If the world had been around for 4.5 billion years ( or however long) how come the volcanoes have not doubled the planet's size?
Posted by: Popie | February 07, 2008 at 04:40 PM