15 T-Shirts You'd Hate to See on Your Daughter's Boyfriend

1. "I like long walks on the beach...after anal."

Available for purchase here.

2. "The Impregnator"

Available for purchase here.

3. "The Shocker" a/k/a two in the snapper, one in the crapper; two in the pink, one in the stink; two in the goo, one in the poo; two in the hairy, one in the scary; etc.

Available for purchase here.

4. "Virginity is for losers."

Available for purchase here.

5. "Hide my sausage."

Available for purchase here.

6. "I need a girl who can handle my load."

Available for purchase here.

7. "Ass. The other vagina."

Available for purchase here.

8. "Road Head"

Available for purchase here.

9. "Virgins are inexperienced sluts."

Available for purchase here.

10. "Help Wanted. Several positions available. Apply now and start tonight!"

Available here.

11. "I do all my own moneyshots."

Available for purchase here.

12. "Kiss me where I pee."

Available for purchase here.

13. "My boys can swim."

Available for purchase here.

14. "I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass."

Available for purchase here.

15. "I love blowjobs."

Available for purchase here.

Comments

[stewartallyn]

I can guarantee that my daughter would not get near the door if a date wore one of those shirts.

[Brian Carl]

Right those are the t-shirts you wear when you are going to pick the girl up from her house. Might as well let her know how you feel ahead of time.

It's basically the man's version of the Everybody loves an *ethnicity* girl shirts

[anon]

ah, stew, you jokester

[Eff]

So... where can I find the girl versions of these tshirts? Aren't girls allowed to be raunchy too?

[jake]

maybe go for something a bit more subtle
http://www.threadless.com/product/667/Money_Shot

[Bhaelfur]

I saw one today that said: "Let's flip a coin. Heads, I get tail. Tails, I get head."

[lucyjet]

God grief; why is it that us women never get t-shirts like that. I think we oughta!

[andy]

hahah classic!

[Jake]

for those who met fat girls on craigslist:

http://kindofgreat.com/tees/fatgirl/index.html

[Ramon]

Its a shame I cant enjoy this with my buddies anymore.
The 3-4 guys who I used to go to strip joints all the time ALL have daughters now and dont go for this kind of humor as much as before.

But Ive got two boys, so Ill probably buy them one of those shirts!

How about, "Your little princess is my little whore."

[Father Dearest]

How about this one?http://www.digitalmilitia.com/threesome-shirt.php

[cheyenne]

My boys can swim, thats pretty mad...

BANG BANG SKEETSKEET NIGGAAAA!

[Kirk]

Isn't this why they used to issue shotguns at the hospital to the Dad's when they took their newborn daughters home? Do they still do that?

[mike]

I DID meet a fat girl on Craigslist!

(but haven't we all.)

[aussiepro]

Ass. The Other Vagina.

That's the best, hahaha

great post mate!

[Spooner]

Best one by far "I need a woman who can handle my load" it's very clever.

[Greg]

I saw other nasty shirts at Vulgaritees.com http://vulgaritees.com

[River Styx]

Go here you goddamn idiots:

http://rottencotton.com/shirts/crazy_ass/crazy_ass.htm

"Abortion Hanger"
"Skull Fuck"
"My kid raped your honor student"
"Dead girls dont say no"
"I fucked your daughter"
"I fuck nuns"
"Voyeur"
"Necrophiliac"
"Swallow?"

The list goes on. Those shirts on your site are tame.

Do more research, mmk?

[pubed]

cool! in for one! lol

[Marina]

This one's pretty funny that I found at this website.

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/santa/female

[Zissou]

so you don't want your daughter's boyfriend to wear shirts with shitty designs?

[Justin Forney]

I'm sure a father would love this one too:

http://www.digitalmilitia.com/threesome-shirt.php

[irregular]

Brilliant list, loved it, just what you need on a Monday morning to bring a wry smile to your face!

[ronror]

Anyone who would actually buy any of those tees is highly likely to be unable to attract females, yet alone bring them home to meet whatever bizarre virtual dad I'm supposed to be.