1. "I like long walks on the beach...after anal."
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2. "The Impregnator"
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3. "The Shocker" a/k/a two in the snapper, one in the crapper; two in the pink, one in the stink; two in the goo, one in the poo; two in the hairy, one in the scary; etc.
Available for purchase here.
4. "Virginity is for losers."
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5. "Hide my sausage."
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6. "I need a girl who can handle my load."
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7. "Ass. The other vagina."
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8. "Road Head"
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9. "Virgins are inexperienced sluts."
Available for purchase here.
10. "Help Wanted. Several positions available. Apply now and start tonight!"
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11. "I do all my own moneyshots."
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12. "Kiss me where I pee."
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13. "My boys can swim."
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14. "I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass."
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15. "I love blowjobs."
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how about "its pronounced 'air-pez"
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Posted by: eco gordon | February 04, 2008 at 09:00 AM
Lol, them T-Shirts are briliant. :D
Posted by: Dale Hay | February 04, 2008 at 09:41 AM
That is a friggin Awesome list
Posted by: b1ck | February 04, 2008 at 11:06 AM
I like the one I saw with a sperm bent to resemble the Nike swoosh
The caption was simply
"Just Did It"
Posted by: Mike | February 04, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Yeah, well I just bought five of these for my friends just for kicks. It will be interesting to see if they actually wear them in public.
So, we need some fairness here--why not come up with something the ladies can wear? The possibilities are endless........
Posted by: David R | February 04, 2008 at 09:39 PM
Skull fuck. Ah, brings back such good memories of when I was a D.I. But nun fucking is right up there with getting caught on top of a fat girl or a moped. Not something you want your friends to catch you at.How about "My kid kicked your honor students' ass and then skull fucked em'".
Posted by: Sean | February 05, 2008 at 09:39 AM
Icing on the cake is the Google Ad underneath for...
www.babieswithbabies.com
DJF
Posted by: Declan Fallon | February 05, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Too funny. My Daughter is only 7 now but if some kid ever wears one of these or others in the context of seeing my daughter, I'll most certainly twist him into a pretzel. But I'll laugh my ass off afterwards!
Posted by: Theebard | February 07, 2008 at 10:14 AM
You know, girls old enough to go out usually can read, and I hope they have enough sense not to go out the door with anyone wearing these tees. At least we grown-up women are raising them that
way. Shoot, my sister and I taught our little sister back in the 70's to be smart about men. I'm surprised you get away with any of this shit at all. . .
Sure didn't get anywhere with my sister and I.
Posted by: Mishele | February 17, 2008 at 12:30 AM
Too funny! I almost pissed myself!
Posted by: Mark James | February 24, 2008 at 12:32 PM
wow, and we wonder why we have a problem in our society? why men still beat and rape women, why 11 year olds are getting pregnant, 12 year olds are strippers, and 6 year olds are getting charged with sexual harassment? there's definitely something wrong when you can buy a thong for your 5 year old while wearing a shirt that says "i love blow jobs" classy people. no, really. i hope you wear that trash to your job interviews too. "Only inadequate losers need strippers." sorry for ya.
Posted by: Lacey | April 13, 2008 at 01:32 PM
I saw a real nasty girls shirt that read bad girls dont swallow they spit in in your mouth. Cant imagine what kind of crazy tart would wear that. http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtfetish/528120
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Posted by: Tyler | June 28, 2008 at 08:44 AM
This is sick. Those shirts are for losers. No offense but I really hate people who wanted to be special, especially using terms above. Why you care telling people you love sex at the first place? These people makes me sick.
Posted by: hyperX | July 29, 2008 at 11:37 PM
Nice post and funny tees. I'd send my daughter's boyfriend away when he came to my house wearing those kinda tees.
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"I like long walks on the beach...after anal."
Buahaha.. .one of best in here ;-)))
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Posted by: Hekko | November 28, 2008 at 08:06 AM
Awesome t-shirt list. Nice to see them in my wardrobe.
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Posted by: JFran | March 31, 2010 at 09:26 PM
I wish MORE men would ear these types of shirts - saves us women those two to three minutes it would otherwise take to find out just how huge an anal orifice he is.
Posted by: Susan | June 15, 2010 at 11:54 AM
With free will to do good or ill, there's never a scarcity of those who go low, and nothing can be done to help them; they choose to lose. Such is the human condition, and why for all its technological change, the world never changes.
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