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Super Celeb-o-Matic 07!

Whad'ya get when you cross today's celebrity-obsessed culture with Dan Ackroyd's classic SNL shtick Super Bass-o-matic 76? SUPER CELEB-O-MATIC 07!

Of course, it's a stretch; we just needed an excuse to revisit the theme from our previous feature [Who] Do You Get When You Cross...? and liked the analogy. Let's begin.

1. Who do you get when you cross Drew Carey, Donal Logue and Chris Farley?

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

(Photo by Dogseat).

2. Gwen Stefani, Tim Curry and Beetlejuice?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

(Photo by G_Lawler).

[Who] Do You Get When You Cross...?

It's hard to forget Seth Brundle's transformation in the movie The Fly. Cross a fly with a human and sim sim salabim Brundlefly. We've taken the idea a moronic step further, to wit:

1. Who do you get when you cross Seinfeld's Lt. Bookman, Bob Marley and Marilu Henner?

God help us.

(Photo by Omsel A).

2. Elton John, Amy Winehouse and Michael Kinsley?

It's showtime!

(Photo by Sea Turtle).

Britney on the Upswing? At Least She's Wearing Panties Again.

According to the GossipGirls.com:

"Britney Spears got back to what she does best last night, as the pop tart hit the clubs and flashed her undergarments for the paparazzi on the scene."

Hey, at least she's wearing panties again.

Carrot Top's Next Look

Courtesy of tmz.com, with all of Carrot Top's recent plastic surgery, this is too funny:

OJ's Newest Closing Argument: "If you plunder my riches, I might have to kill some white bitches."

OJ's in trouble again and Maxim.com has brainstormed a series of new, memorable 'if the glove doesn't fit you must acquit' rhymes for closing argument.

Our favorites:

"If you plunder my riches, I might have to kill some white bitches."

"If I'm forced to pay millions for another attorney, someone's leaving here on a gurney."

You can find all of them here.

Tom Cruise: How Dare You Flatulate On My Set

According to New Zealand's Stuff.co.nz:

"Hollywood star Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence.

[Cruise] had paused filming to honour the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie when one employee decided to break wind during the tribute...

A source on the set told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: 'Fortunately the mystery gassy man didn't completely ruin the touching gesture...

[N]ow Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.'"

A Different Side of Sarah Silverman...Her Backside

Me likey!

Everything You Wanted to Know About Chuck Norris

From Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Facts:

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
• Chuck Norris does not have hair on his testicles because hair does not grow on steel.
• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.