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Some People Have No Business Sense

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We're guessing Mr. Baldwin is not next in line for Season 6 of The Apprentice.

I is Stewpid

stu·pid  [stoo-pid, styoo-] –adjective
1.    lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
2.    characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question.

Stupidity is of course right up our alley; and, as they say, "It takes one to know one." Hence:

1. Anna, here's a tip: go back and finish the 6th grade.

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2. Why?

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Every Neighborhood's Got One

We're all for freedom of speech but, just a guess, the following exercise thereof was probably not what the Founding Fathers had in mind.

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Apparently the photographer's neighbor went a little haywire, which resulted in "a constantly escalating yard-art battle." The larger image is here.

Why Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use Twitter

Twitter.com: "Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing?"

User Dopeboyfresh, though, appears to be a perfect example of Twitter done wrong. To wit:

Yikes.

11 Neighbors from Hell

Thank god for zoning laws, covenants and deed restrictions.

1. So that's where the bodies are buried.

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The full-size image is even scarier.

2. Is it a pool or a baptistry?

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Religious Zealots Say the Darndest Things

They say...

1. That Hell is just beneath you, less than twenty miles away.

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According to Pastor James Melton "the sphere of Hell is a round, hollowed-out place in the Earth's core...Scientists say that the Earth's outer crust is less than twenty miles thick, and that beyond that point, there [is] ... a lake of fire. [At] this very moment your eternal soul may be less than twenty miles from the burning fires of Hell!"

Pastor Melton's not alone. According to Dial-the-Truth Ministries, hell is unquestionably inside of the Earth. "The great pit [of] hell would only need to be about 100 miles or less in diameter to contain, with much room to spare, all the forty billion or so people who have ever lived, assuming their spiritual bodies are the same size as their physical bodies."

2. That the earth is stationary; the universe in fact orbits the Earth.

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According to the Fair Education Foundation, the universe, "the stars, every 23 hours and 56 minutes...go around a stationary Earth."

The Association for Biblical Astronomy believes similarly.

If You Only Had a Brain...

1. You'd have left the work truck at home.

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2. You wouldn't have quit your day job.

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You're an Intolerant Tool If...

1. You really think it's that simple.

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2. You hawk pre-Civil War era garbage.

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The Darkie items are not museum pieces; they were actually marketed by the Colgate-Palmolive Company as recently as 1988.

"We're on a Mission from God...[the Rest of You Will Burn in Hell]"

All religions have those select few who, let's say, lack a sense of moderation. For example:

1. Good for one or two children's nightmares.

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2. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

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10 Bathroom Placards for the Uncommonly Stupid

1. I accept!

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2. Translation? "You! Out of the gene pool!"

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Thanks for the Tip

We're not sure who's dumber: the person who needs the hint or the dope who thinks such guidance is necessary.

 

9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

1. You wildly overstate your case.

2. You act as if the rules don't apply to you.

A Low-Cost, Effective Response to a Hateful Ignoramus

The simple solution is oftentimes the most effective.

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out."

God, please, shoot both of my eyes out.

"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be A$*h0les"

Waylon Jennings urged Moms not to let their babies grow up to be cowboys; we're more concerned though with those who grow up to be a$*h0les. This, then, is our ode to those who need to lighten up.

1. Your ass is like a so tight, you fart and only the dogs can hear it.

2. Someone should bloody his bottom.

Explain THIS Tattoo to Your Girlfriend

I'm at a loss for words:

(Note: Clicking the picture will take you to a larger-sized image that, not unexpectedly, is even more, how you say ... disturbing.)

Big Spender

Guess who won't be getting lucky tonight?

Flunked (cont'd)

"Fok you you fokin' fok!"

And You Thought Pinhead From Hellraiser Looked Scary...

The whole 'White Pride' tattooed eyebrow thing is a bit unnerving also.

9 'Signs' You Need a Shrink

1. There's what in the where?!

2. "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train..."