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'And the Words of the Prophets Were Written on the Bathroom Stalls'

1. "Don't hate me because I am beautiful. Hate me because I did your Dad."

(Photo by Ed Hoover).

2. Tony Robbins channels Hervé Villechaize.

(Photo by Knightwise).

Flunked: 14 Signs of a Deficient Intellect

1. God help us.

(Photo by Laura Kicey).

2. Furst kum, furst surfed.

(Photo by Kuminiac).

OVERKILL [oh-ver-kil] a Pictorial Definition

Dictionary.com defines overkill as "an excess of what is required or suitable, as because of zeal or misjudgment." We prefer a more visual definition, though.

To that end, overkill is...

1. Threatening to kill anyone who hits a dog YOU let run into the street.

(Photo by Sammo371).

2. Having eight doorbells when it appears no one's visiting anyway.

(Photo by dM.nyc).

[Who] Do You Get When You Cross...?

It's hard to forget Seth Brundle's transformation in the movie The Fly. Cross a fly with a human and sim sim salabim Brundlefly. We've taken the idea a moronic step further, to wit:

1. Who do you get when you cross Seinfeld's Lt. Bookman, Bob Marley and Marilu Henner?

God help us.

(Photo by Omsel A).

2. Elton John, Amy Winehouse and Michael Kinsley?

It's showtime!

(Photo by Sea Turtle).

You've Probably Crossed the Mason-Dixon Line When...

1. Who says you need snow or water to ski!

(Photo by Katie Weilbacher).

2. Grandpa is armed and dangerous.

(Photo by Tread).

7 Places You Hope You Never See a...Sphincter?

You hope you never see a sphincter...

1. Anywhere you'd eat.

That didn't deter, however, artist Atelier Van Lieshout from creating the the Bar Rectum, which "takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus...The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit."

Yummy.

2. Anywhere you keep your lipstick.

The larger image is even more unsettling.

(Photograph taken by The Kozy Shack).

He's Got Eyes in the Back of His Head...Literally

Hard to tell whether this guy's coming or going.

(Photo courtesy of PJ Chmiel of pjchmiel.com.)

Flunked (cont'd)

DONT EVING THANK OFF what?

Mix 'n Match

What do you get when you cross Barbara Eden, RuPaul and Patrick Stewart?

An effing mess, that's what.

Hillbilly Roach Coach

The mounted antlers and SQURIL and RABIT menu items really seal the deal. For a closer view, click here.

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out."

God, please, shoot both of my eyes out.

Dorothy, You're Not in Kansas Anymore

"Auntie Em?"

"We represent the Lollipop Kids..."

12 Action Figures for the Deviate Who Has Everything

1. Parents, for the budding serial-killer in your brood, it's 'My Little Victims' and features 'realistic dismemberment action.'

2. In tribute to legendary tenor and 'Killer Queen,' it's the Freddie Mercury action figure. (Gay bathhouse sold separately.)

16 Headstones That Make You Go Hmmmm...

"Show me your cemeteries, and I will tell you what kind of people you have."  --Benjamin Franklin

1. Either Mr. Green was a real comedian or just an as$h*le.

2. The White family seemed truly grieved to lose their Raymond.

Redwood Tree, 823, Snared in Public Indecency Sting

Bail Set at $90,000; Lawyer Expects No Contest Plea as Early as Friday

Bumper Stickers Only an Infantile Boob Could Love

Which explains our interest in them.

1. So disturbed, yet so...disturbed.

2. Much funnier than "Saudi Arabia Loves Your Gas Guzzler"

8 Most Harrowing Tornado Encounters Ever Caught on Tape

Pucker factor is high, folks. P.S. Don't forget to turn up the sound on your computer.

1. "Oh, there's roof. Roof!"

2. Whether you call it a twister, a dust-devil or a tornado, get 'out the way!'

12 Products From Hell

1. This is the most unappetizing food label ever printed.

The close-up is even more disturbing. From Kostelecké Uzeniny.

2. He 'brakes for cycles.' Behold Vinnie's Tampon Case

"WHERE you wish THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME..."

Either the 'City Fathers' where the following streets are located are imbeciles or they have a great sense of humor; possibly a little of both.

And, yes, ALL of the street names are real. Google Maps links are provided for each.

1. Butt Hole Road

2. TitMan Road

Flunked

"And for today's field trip, children, we will be visiting the Captain Frenzals Fishing Mewzeum..."