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First Look: the Controversial 2008 Film TICKLE MY BALLS ELMO

2008’s most anticipated film is DreamWorks' Tickle My Balls Elmo, a crime/courtroom drama set in Sesame Street’s East Rockaway neighborhood.

(Photo by Cade).

Expected by many to be a breakout role for the popular Muppet, Tickle My Balls Elmo finds Elmo the victim of a brutal rape. Expect the gritty film to be difficult to watch: the scene of Elmo’s rape by grocer Mr. Hooper is rumored to be twenty minutes in length.

In theaters in early June 2008.

All Hail Technoviking!

Technoviking has been making the Internet rounds lately. Who's Technoviking, you ask?

According to break.com, Technoviking is "the Pied Piper of drugged up ecstasy e-tards. Remember, Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!"

Can't add much more. Just watch; it's fascinating. We love the Internet.

Apparently Technoviking was filmed at Berlin's FuckParade, which, according to Wikipedia, "is a techno demonstration [that] as of 2005...has occurred every year since 1997, in July or August. It developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialisation of Love Parade."

Tom Cruise: How Dare You Flatulate On My Set

According to New Zealand's Stuff.co.nz:

"Hollywood star Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence.

[Cruise] had paused filming to honour the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie when one employee decided to break wind during the tribute...

A source on the set told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: 'Fortunately the mystery gassy man didn't completely ruin the touching gesture...

[N]ow Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.'"