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Every Neighborhood's Got One

We're all for freedom of speech but, just a guess, the following exercise thereof was probably not what the Founding Fathers had in mind.

(Photo by cheeseloaf).

Apparently the photographer's neighbor went a little haywire, which resulted in "a constantly escalating yard-art battle." The larger image is here.

And Now For Something Completely Different

(Photo by amayzun).

Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Send Her to College

(Photo by redteam).

(Note: The image was shot at one of the Burning Man annual events. Wikipedia has more here.)

Trump Towers It Is Not

(Photo by kitsune tsuki)

If You Only Had a Brain...

1. You'd have left the work truck at home.

(Photo by Sara B. Jones).

2. You wouldn't have quit your day job.

(Photo by Ikes).

For the Budding Deer Hunter

According to product manufacturer Gemmy Industries, "this motion-activated deer lifts his head and sings 'Low Rider' and 'Sweet Home Alabama'! Watch the hunters BOBBLE their heads to the beat as the car BOUNCES and headlights FLASH!!"

(Photo by TheeErin).

Of course it's available at Walmart.

"As I Was Walking Down the Street [Another] Day..."

1. Cabbage Patch Dolls for the juvenile delinquent.

(Photo by Abra Frankel).

2. Gives a whole, new meaning to the phrase One Stop Shopping.

(Photo by Kim Ripley).

You're an Intolerant Tool If...

1. You really think it's that simple.

(Photo by Abbyladybug).

2. You hawk pre-Civil War era garbage.

(Photo by Jacob Krejci).

(Photo by Kaleidoscope).

The Darkie items are not museum pieces; they were actually marketed by the Colgate-Palmolive Company as recently as 1988.

Single, Most Compelling Reason NOT to Vote for Mike Huckabee

Yeah, it's over the top (below), but Huckabee's recent comments raised my pucker factor to near record levels.

P.S. Yes, it's fake; it's a P.A.R.O.D.Y.

Flunked: 14 Signs of a Deficient Intellect

1. God help us.

(Photo by Laura Kicey).

2. Furst kum, furst surfed.

(Photo by Kuminiac).

"We're on a Mission from God...[the Rest of You Will Burn in Hell]"

All religions have those select few who, let's say, lack a sense of moderation. For example:

1. Good for one or two children's nightmares.

(Photo by Itatton).

2. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

(Photo by Afroswede).

11 Toilets from Hell

1. His and her bathrobes? Sure. His and her bowel movements? Pass.

2. When nature calls it's not always according to 'schedule'.

(Photo by Brenda Anderson).

10 Bathroom Placards for the Uncommonly Stupid

1. I accept!

(Photo by Kirsten Kirkpatrick).

2. Translation? "You! Out of the gene pool!"

(Photo by Henning Schürig).

"Brother, [If I Make You Laugh] Can You Spare a Dime?”

Though homelessness is no laughing matter, consider comedian Chris Rock's spoken-word song No Sex (In the Champagne Room):

"If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasn't been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny."

To wit:

1. Cut the guy some slack, you know what he means.

2. This guy's brave, that's all we can say.

"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be A$*h0les"

Waylon Jennings urged Moms not to let their babies grow up to be cowboys; we're more concerned though with those who grow up to be a$*h0les. This, then, is our ode to those who need to lighten up.

1. Your ass is like a so tight, you fart and only the dogs can hear it.

2. Someone should bloody his bottom.

16 Headstones That Make You Go Hmmmm...

"Show me your cemeteries, and I will tell you what kind of people you have."  --Benjamin Franklin

1. Either Mr. Green was a real comedian or just an as$h*le.

2. The White family seemed truly grieved to lose their Raymond.

12 Products From Hell

1. This is the most unappetizing food label ever printed.

The close-up is even more disturbing. From Kostelecké Uzeniny.

2. He 'brakes for cycles.' Behold Vinnie's Tampon Case

"WHERE you wish THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME..."

Either the 'City Fathers' where the following streets are located are imbeciles or they have a great sense of humor; possibly a little of both.

And, yes, ALL of the street names are real. Google Maps links are provided for each.

1. Butt Hole Road

2. TitMan Road

Dolt of the Day

Yeah, honesty's the best policy but, jeez, have some freaking dignity.

Dolt of the Day

What game is she watching?

What is the Dolt of the Day ("DOTD") segment all about? We at TheMishMash.com introduced the feature in September 2007. Each day--well, almost each day--our team of expert editors sort through flickr.com's vast database of images and find that one, special boob who merits the Dolt of the Day ("DOTD") moniker.

We of course welcome your DOTD suggestions.

To see our past winners, click here.