April 02, 2008

Every Neighborhood's Got One

We're all for freedom of speech but, just a guess, the following exercise thereof was probably not what the Founding Fathers had in mind.

(Photo by cheeseloaf).

Apparently the photographer's neighbor went a little haywire, which resulted in "a constantly escalating yard-art battle." The larger image is here.

March 30, 2008

Why Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use Twitter

Twitter.com: "Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing?"

User Dopeboyfresh, though, appears to be a perfect example of Twitter done wrong. To wit:



March 28, 2008

10 Fascinatingly Atypical 'Curb Your Dog' Signs

1. The Rastafarians have a way with words.

(Photo by anthonyturducken).

2. Of course the Lutherans are more staid about matters.

(Photo by .ian).

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And Now For Something Completely Different

(Photo by amayzun).

March 25, 2008

Eliot Spitzer: "If only."

(Photo by misterbisson).

March 23, 2008

Cleavage or Crack? Test Your T&A IQ.

Booty or boobs? Cleavage or coin slot? As you move your mouse over each clue, the answer will appear. (Tip: the answer/image has to load, so give it a second or two after you've moused-over. For those of you reading via an RSS feed, simply follow the link by clicking the clue.)

  • Score 8 or more? You're a T&A connoisseur.
  • 4 to 7? You're but a mere mortal.
  • 3 or less? Are you human?



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March 20, 2008

Never Before Seen: Mannequin's Cesarean Birth?

I'm at a loss for words.

(Photo by Stéfan).

(Photo by Stéfan).

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March 19, 2008

Reading Between the Lines: Bumper Sticker Edition

1. It says:

(Available here).

It means: I Fuck on the First Date.

2. It says:

(Available here).

It means: Bull Dyke Aboard

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March 16, 2008

Hallowed Be Thy Name?

Depends who you ask. For example:

1. Is there anything he CAN'T do?

(Photo by Clyde Robinson).

2. Considering the whole 'risen from the dead' thing, it would certainly follow.

(Photo by Jacob Davies).

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March 14, 2008

She's Got a Way with Words


Jenny Holzer is an American artist whose main focus "is the use of words and ideas in [a] public space." Above is a compilation of her Truisms.

She's got a way with words.

March 11, 2008

12 Consumer Product Oddities

1. Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers: stick 'em "onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think [they] go."


2. Snott Gorila Hair Styling Gel a/k/a moco de gorila "is THE product for all the most way-out hair styles that need GORILLA STRENGTH!"


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March 06, 2008

Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Send Her to College

(Photo by redteam).

(Note: The image was shot at one of the Burning Man annual events. Wikipedia has more here.)

March 03, 2008

Be Seated? 12 Chairs You May Wish You Had Never Seen

1. Crate & Barrel this is not.

(Photo by Gareth Hacking).

Chairman Mao by Gerald Scarfe.

2. Form-fitting, yes, but one wrong shift and ooft.


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March 02, 2008

Trump Towers It Is Not

(Photo by kitsune tsuki)

February 29, 2008

10 Telltale Signs the Relationship Honeymoon is Over

Who doesn't love the relationship honeymoon: you're happy, sex is great…all is right with the world.

(Photo by Emiliano).

Unfortunately, though, it doesn't last. To that end, then, you know the relationship honeymoon is over when:

1. You’re on the crapper and realize she’s standing next to you brushing her teeth, and neither of you care.


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February 26, 2008

Maybe at This Dosage It's Effective

(Photo by KitschKat).

Though it depends who you ask.

February 25, 2008

11 Neighbors from Hell

Thank god for zoning laws, covenants and deed restrictions.

1. So that's where the bodies are buried.

(Photo by DistortedSmile).

The full-size image is even scarier.

2. Is it a pool or a baptistry?

(Photo by Digital_Freak).

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February 23, 2008

DNA Testing Proves Karl Rove a Descendant of Satan

The Center for Ancestral Transparency today released the results of two DNA studies commissioned in mid-2007 regarding the ancestry of Karl Rove, former chief political advisor to President Bush. In a statement posted on its website the Center's lead researcher, Joe Lange, stated: "We can now confirm what many of us have long suspected: Karl Rove is in fact a descendant of Satan.”


Conservative critics of the Center questioned the timing of the release given the recent 60 Minutes report that Rove asked a Republican operative in 2001 to obtain pictures of former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman, a Democrat, in a compromising, sexual position with an aide.

Lange in response stated that the timing of the report’s release was coincidental:

“I really don’t understand why conservatives are upset. If anything, the report explains so much. Frankly, I hate Rove a lot less now; he’s just a prisoner of his genes. He didn’t ask to be Satan’s spawn.”

February 19, 2008

Coming Soon to a Child's Nightmare Near You

(Photo by Mike Osswald).

Parents, here's a suggestion: stick with Chuck E. Cheese.

February 18, 2008

A Rose by Any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet?

Shakespeare wrote: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." Whether you agree depends on many factors. For example:

1. Meet Virginia ob-gyn Dr. Harry Beaver.


2. God help former Detroit Tiger Rusty Kuntz.


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